Read this as cocaine 3 times. Now I’m triggered driving through south St Pete looking for a guy I used to know named Big Stank. Thank a fucking lot!! [Reply]
Classic line from Flashdance (the closest thing I’d seen to porn at that point, fuck you spoiled ass millennials) this place is so small, you have to go outside to CHANGE your mind”. [Reply]
Years ago I lived on a farm in North Carolina. I had a shed in the back yard and I went behind it and buried a 5 gallon bucket and concreted it in. I installed a 2 " pipe that lead from a hole in the back of the shed to the bucket. Every time I had change I'd just go there and toss it down the pipe. I'd roll up a $20 bill from time to time and toss it down the tube. When time came for me to move to Oklahoma I dug that sucker up and had about $1200 in there. [Reply]
I have Royals souvenir cups that are full of coins that I've never taken to the bank. I just unload my pockets and dump the coins into one of the cups. [Reply]
Originally Posted by lewdog:
I don’t use cash for anything.
Credit card charge everything and get a free $500-600 cash back every year on rewards. Just pay your bill in full each month.
Cash is lame. Even more lame are coins.
Wrong, cash is KING. I don't carry much, but I hate to pull out plastic for something that costs less than $5.01. If I go to my watering hole for a beer and it's $3.25, I leave the $1.75 as a tip. For what I have left from the end of the day, I put in a jar and have the grandkids roll it up in coin wrappers and take them to the bank. I'm a good grandpa. [Reply]
Originally Posted by oldman:
Wrong, cash is KING. I don't carry much, but I hate to pull out plastic for something that costs less than $5.01. If I go to my watering hole for a beer and it's $3.25, I leave the $1.75 as a tip. For what I have left from the end of the day, I put in a jar and have the grandkids roll it up in coin wrappers and take them to the bank. I'm a good grandpa.
You ever pay to watch your wife get railed by a dude named Jamaal? [Reply]
I put it all in a jug, and then every once in a while I'll roll it by hand and cash it in at the bank to help fund a trip. I'm way too cheap to use one of those expensive coin roller machines, and it makes me feel wealthy to roll it myself and roll in the coins like Scrooge McDuck. [Reply]