Originally Posted by Icon:
Any Progressive Insurance commercial with "Flo"
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I watch that one with a morbid fascination whenever it comes on. I imagine what the auditions were like, and how it felt for that woman when they told her that she had the job and was going to be the lead dancer. I bet she never thought such a thing was possible.
The auditions probably specified a fat lady. [Reply]
When I first heard the Burger King jingle, I was in another room and the lyrics were hard to make out. Completely convinced that they were singing “Get a BJ, have it your way.” I was hoping the local massage parlor had a new commercial to announce that they’d upped their ante. What a disappointment. [Reply]
1. Lume - by a mile. That bitch drives me crazy. I don't need to hear about all her smelly body parts or watch her apply deodorant to them.
2. Jacuzzi Bath refitters - Christine El Moussa/Anstead/Hall's voice is THE most annoying in any commercial. It is on 100 times a day on CNBC during stock market hours. Plus she is a hot mess.
3. Jardiance - that fat dancing pig is repulsive along with the stupid song.
4. Ru Paul's Drag Race - God damn thing promoting bundle of sticks and tranny lifestyle has been on relentless during my comedy programs.
5. JG Wentworth 877 Cash Now - you got money, they give you money up front and fuck you. Nuff said. [Reply]
Originally Posted by T-post Tom:
When I first heard the Burger King jingle, I was in another room and the lyrics were hard to make out. Completely convinced that they were singing “Get a BJ, have it your way.” I was hoping the local massage parlor had a new commercial to announce that they’d upped their ante. What a disappointment.
There's some local TV station here that calls their morning news show "Daybreak". Every time they advertise it, I swear they're saying "Date Rape".
"Join us at 7 am for Date Rape, featuring Katie!" [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
There's some local TV station here that calls their morning news show "Daybreak". Every time they advertise it, I swear they're saying "Date Rape".
"Join us at 7 am for Date Rape, featuring Katie!"
The power of subliminal messaging. I imagine that there are a lot of horny guys with 7 AM blocked out on their calendar. I need a picture of Katie please. [Reply]
Liberty Mutual-you paid someone to come up with that piece of shit jingle?
Physicians Mutual-see above. you must have paid the same company.
State Farm-JFC , its everywhere. all the time
Lume-Lady, you are fucking ugly and I do not need to know about your underboob
Uqora For Urinary Health-Lady it is not you that is causing the bladder infections, it is the person you are sleeping with. He has toxic sperm.
we have a local one for Nicolet Law. He is an ass. Get rid of the beard and grow some hair.
Agree with and St Jude. Tired of seeing them. [Reply]
The guy cavorting in a tiny red Speedo with his teenage daughter. I have no idea what drug it is selling but the fact that I know they’re selling a drug with a guys big belly and a red Speedo means it’s at least partially effective I guess. But the cringe level is high whenever it comes on. [Reply]
