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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 105 77.21%
No, I'm below the curve line 7 5.15%
I'm the average in the poll 18 13.24%
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BucEyedPea 11:03 AM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by srvy:

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs
:-) :-) :-)

Oh, that was good!
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Boise_Chief 11:35 AM 03-04-2015
I have to agree that this study was flawed. I got the short end of the stick in my family and I'm sure that I am at least 6.3. I'm 43 and havent measured my junk in 30 years but this has to be flawed.
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ThaVirus 11:42 AM 03-04-2015
5 inches seems a bit low but I could buy it. The craziest part about it is that it would mean there are the same number of guys with 4" erections as there are with 6". But I'm guessing this would also mean the vast majority fall somewhere between 4" and 6" which seems pretty believable..

In another thread here a while ago someone posted a study showing average male height in America was 5'9.5". I was a bit surprised by that one as well.
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Hootie 12:24 PM 03-04-2015
people should know by now that I don't lose gay chicken ... don't offer something you're not willing to give
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Hootie 12:27 PM 03-04-2015
things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.
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srvy 12:39 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.
Its back up and running almost a year now.
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MeatRock 06:21 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.
:-)
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Baby Lee 12:36 PM 03-04-2015
Hootie, how many rails of cocaine do you hork before you login to CP?

You're the freaking PitbullsergizerBunny over the weirdest shit.
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TLO 12:36 PM 03-04-2015
View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 61 75.31%
No, I'm below the curve line 3 3.70%
I'm the average in the poll 12 14.81%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 5 6.17%
Voters: 81.
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Hootie 01:26 PM 03-04-2015
are you serious? If there isn't dick in the porn I'm watching, color me dissatisfied
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Pablo 01:28 PM 03-04-2015
:-)

Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.


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TimBone 01:52 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0:
are you serious? If there isn't dick in the porn I'm watching, color me dissatisfied
Originally Posted by Pablo:
:-)

Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.

:-)

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.
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ThaVirus 01:54 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by TimBone:
:-)

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.

:-)

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..
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TimBone 01:58 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
:-)

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..
Hahahaha....yep I've been there. There's been a number of times where I've nutted to the video buffering because they panned to the dude at that point of no return and I clicked on another random point of the video in a panic.
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BucEyedPea 02:44 PM 03-04-2015
Originally Posted by TimBone:
Hahahaha....yep I've been there. There's been a number of times where I've nutted to the video buffering because they panned to the dude at that point of no return and I clicked on another random point of the video in a panic.
Plus the men's faces are always ugly in those pictures. Absolute dogs!

They could at least pan to the guys wallet or fade in a montage of his financial assets and liabilities. :-)
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