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The Franchise 10:23 AM 04-28-2022
We'll probably move around a lot more but I'm only projecting one trade up right now.

Chiefs trade #29, #103 and a 2023 4th round pick to the Patriots for pick #21
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1 (21) - George Karlaftis, DE, Purdue - Day one starter at DE. Obviously has a higher floor and a lower ceiling but I think if you maximize his potential....he's an 8-10 sack per year SDE.

1 (30) - Kyler Gordon, CB, Washington - He's a perfect fit for what Spags wants his CBs to be. I think he'll surprise everyone and start from day 1. Gordon and Fenton on the outside with Snead in the slot.

2 (50) - Travis Jones, DT, UConn
2 (62) - Jalen Tolbert, WR, South Alabama
3 (94) - Josh Williams, CB, Fayetville State
4 (121) - JT Woods, S, Baylor
4 (135) - Erik Ezukanma, WR, Texas Tech
7 (234) - James Houston IV, LB/DE, Jackson State
7 (243) - Gerrit Prince, TE, UAB
7 (251) - Ryan Van Dermark, OT, UConn
7 (260) - Shermari Jones, RB, Coastal Carolina

Karlaftis is your starter at DE with Houston being a chess piece that you can move around. I think we still sign that veteran DE after the draft to round out that defensive end group.
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DJ's left nut 11:19 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
You're probably going to be disappointed. I'd be pissed for all of 5 seconds.

That is unless he trades both of those first rounders to do it. Then fuck Brett Veach.
Now if it's Christian Watson at 29 I'd be pissed. And if it's Skyy fucking Moore I'd be apoplectic.

But it won't be. Either of them. No worries there.
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OnTheWarpath15 11:19 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
You try the little sonic scraper water gun thing they have instead of the medieval hook?

Hundreds of years of advances in knowledge of the importance of dental hygiene and those guys are still just scraping shit with sharpened spears.

The sonic cleaner thing is way better.
Not gonna lie - it's been a while. The move to PHX didn't help, and I just now found a new PCP after coming back. Dentist hasn't been high on the old priority list.

Your boy has a sensitive fucking mouth, to the point they have to shoot me up to clean. If you're telling me I could avoid the shots AND the fucking hook?

That indeed would be a gamechanger.
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The Franchise 11:20 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
I'd be annoyed if it were something like a 1st and 2nd this year, a 2nd or 3rd next year. That would be stout and really put a damper on what we can do from a depth perspective on the DL, IMO.

That said, I'd get over it. Fairly quickly, in fact.

Because while I'm not an enormous Williams fan (most of his highlights are him running downfield with nobody within 5 yards of him), I do recognize that the kid is (was?) an insane athlete and has incredible potential in this offense.

So I'd eventually talk myself into it.
I'm going to talk myself into pretty much whoever we draft. It's what I do as a Chiefs fan.
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O.city 11:20 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
You're probably going to be disappointed. I'd be pissed for all of 5 seconds.

That is unless he trades both of those first rounders to do it. Then **** Brett Veach.
You'd have a Williams jersey ordered by tomorrow.

I would as well so I can't laugh to hard.
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OnTheWarpath15 11:21 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
My buddy thats a root canal specialist was talking about his ultrasonic tip that can be used to "explore" nerve chambers for extra canals in a root canal system.

Thought I'd give it a try.

They're pretty aggressive and I ended up thru the side of the tooth. It was cracked and we were gonna extract it anyway but I wanted to try this first. It didn't work.

My reaction

via GIPHY

Yo, I think I'm good, thanks anyway.

:-)
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O.city 11:21 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
Not gonna lie - it's been a while. The move to PHX didn't help, and I just now found a new PCP after coming back. Dentist hasn't been high on the old priority list.

Your boy has a sensitive ****ing mouth, to the point they have to shoot me up to clean. If you're telling me I could avoid the shots AND the ****ing hook?

That indeed would be a gamechanger.
Seem pretty high maintenance. Probably should find a different dentist than myself.
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OnTheWarpath15 11:22 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
Seem pretty high maintenance. Probably should find a different dentist than myself.
I'm starting to think all you assholes are the same and just interested in inflicting as much pain as possible LOL

Hell, knock me clean out if you want and have some fun.
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DJ's left nut 11:23 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
Not gonna lie - it's been a while. The move to PHX didn't help, and I just now found a new PCP after coming back. Dentist hasn't been high on the old priority list.

Your boy has a sensitive fucking mouth, to the point they have to shoot me up to clean. If you're telling me I could avoid the shots AND the fucking hook?

That indeed would be a gamechanger.
It's a sound/sensation thing for me. It isn't necessarily that there's pain, it's that the process gives me a ROARING headache.

But not with the ultrasonic thing.

Ask around. My dentist still has theirs but they don't ask me if I want it anymore because evidently it's not super-popular. I love it so I request it. At worst you give it a shot and don't like it and you're not out anything.

And get a Soniccare. Those things really are the shit. My checkups have been 1000% better since I got one of those back when they first came out and cost a zillion dollars. They're pretty reasonable now and really cut back on the amount of scraping they have to do.
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The Franchise 11:25 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by O.city:
You'd have a Williams jersey ordered by tomorrow.

I would as well so I can't laugh to hard.
The only rookie jersey that I've bought was Mahomes. I don't buy rookie jerseys normally and I wouldn't for Williams.
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O.city 11:25 AM 04-28-2022
I can get you one pretty cheap if anyone wants a brush. I'm an Oral B guy, but can get Sonicare cheap.

https://oralb.com/en-us/products/com...c-toothbrushes
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OnTheWarpath15 11:27 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
It's a sound/sensation thing for me. It isn't necessarily that there's pain, it's that the process gives me a ROARING headache.

But not with the ultrasonic thing.

Ask around. My dentist still has theirs but they don't ask me if I want it anymore because evidently it's not super-popular. I love it so I request it. At worst you give it a shot and don't like it and you're not out anything.

And get a Soniccare. Those things really are the shit. My checkups have been 1000% better since I got one of those back when they first came out and cost a zillion dollars. They're pretty reasonable now and really cut back on the amount of scraping they have to do.
Bought one about a year or so ago. Think it's the Diamond Clean model.
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SAGA45 11:35 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15:
I have a (likely irrational) hard on for the CB from Pitt in R3 - otherwise I'm on board.
Mathis isn't talked about enough. I'm willing to forgive his cons (which are coachable) in exchange for his explosiveness and the fact that he hits like a strong safety.
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Woogieman 11:43 AM 04-28-2022
Pretty solid...except Jones at 260. I don't think he'll make the squad.
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The Franchise 11:44 AM 04-28-2022
Booth
Elam
Gordon
Woolen
Bryant
Taylor
McCollum
Armour-Davis
Josh Williams
Mathis
Evans
Sam Webb
Watson

All dudes I'd be happy with. Give me 2 off that list and we're good.
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Chris Meck 11:46 AM 04-28-2022
Originally Posted by The Franchise:
Booth
Elam
Gordon
Woolen
Bryant
Taylor
McCollum
Armour-Davis
Josh Williams
Mathis
Evans
Sam Williams
Watson

All dudes I'd be happy with. Give me 2 off that list and we're good.
honestly, I like Metchie about as much as Williams, and we can grab him in the second.
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