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Titty Meat 05:59 PM 07-18-2012
Would you do it?
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Boat_Racer 09:19 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Missionary can be equally degrading when the sweating walrus on top of you is both crushing your lungs and ignoring you at the same time.
Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.
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El Jefe 09:21 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
LOL, you are hilarious. Most people don't go straight for the butthole right after she has taken a massive dump lulz. Secondly, I cant speak for others, but I definitely am not trying to stick my tongue in her butthole, I stay outside for sure. 3rdly I have never had my wife fart in my mouth, so I don't know what freak did that to you, but that's not the norm.
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Ebolapox 09:29 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC:
Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're fucking someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.
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Saccopoo 09:43 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Ebolapox:
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.
Too much dude.

Way too much.
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Boat_Racer 09:45 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Ebolapox:
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're ****ing someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.
:-)

Nothing like being in love with your wife, especially in the bed room.... Great take.
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Ebolapox 09:45 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Too much dude.

Way too much.
only if you're a prude. sex is a natural phenomena, man. you wouldn't be here without it. hell, the fact that our society glorifies violence while shunting sex away as something dirty is a pretty big sign of what's wrong with us. embrace your sexuality, it's as much a part of you as your preferences in style and football teams.
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Saccopoo 09:54 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Ebolapox:
only if you're a prude. sex is a natural phenomena, man. you wouldn't be here without it. hell, the fact that our society glorifies violence while shunting sex away as something dirty is a pretty big sign of what's wrong with us. embrace your sexuality, it's as much a part of you as your preferences in style and football teams.
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?
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Boat_Racer 09:57 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?

Love showering with the wife afterwards.... Its a nice time to enjoy the passion of the event with some good kissing.

and yes everyone loves sex/love making.
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Ebolapox 10:01 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?
who the fuck automatically needs a shower right afterwards? shit, I get way sweatier after running a few miles than I do during the steamiest sex--hell, we have central air and fans for a reason, hoss.

as for the bolded, yeah... you're way jaded, dude. aren't you the guy that is celibate? not that there's anything wrong with that, but... it's absolutely a part of who we are. we are, by and large, sexual beings. disagree? go make a poll (heh) and let's see what the planet's opinion is.
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Ebolapox 10:02 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC:
Love showering with the wife afterwards.... Its a nice time to enjoy the passion of the event with some good kissing.

and yes everyone loves sex/love making.
agreed on both points; though my personal favorite is the postcoital bliss after we both come.
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ThaVirus 10:02 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Reerun_KC:
Missionary is very degrading to the women. Its for self center pleasure seeking men that want to orgasm in 2-3 pumps and then roll over and go to bed.

Interesting. If I'm going to blow my load in 2-3 pumps in any position, it's going to be doggy. I love that posish but damn it can be tough to fight the urge sometimes.
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GloryDayz 10:15 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
Maybe your CP name should not sound like "suck a poo".
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Fish 10:16 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Eh...

I think that human society does put far too much emphasis on sex. It's everywhere. It's more prevalent in advertising than beer commericals on a Sunday during football season. And it results in a lot of problems. Criminal problems. Personal problems. Societal problems.

Sexuality glorified as sexuality glorified is, perhaps, a part of the problem.

Nobody likes it as much as you are leading yourself to believe.

Something that requires a shower afterwards isn't the end all, be all of human existence. (And that the shower itself is likely more gratifying than the act that led to it's necessity.)

It's why I don't ski much anymore. When taking your boots off at the end of the day is the best feeling you have for the day, is it really worth the effort?
Sounds like someone messed you up something bad....
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Saccopoo 10:20 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Fish:
Sounds like someone messed you up something bad....
Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...


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Baby Lee 10:21 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Ebolapox:
warning, penthouse forum post ahead.

not always. the girlfriend and I, in previous relationships, were both huge fans of doggy (aka, where it's easy to pretend you're fucking someone else if they're looking forward). these days it's 95% missionary--there's something downright spiritual about staring into the eyes of your beloved while both of you are racked with absolute pleasure. screw a few pumps, the real fun is in prolonging for a while and simply teasing her while she begs you to cum inside of her. you know, while her toy is out and teasing as well...

pretty much all sex CAN be degrading to both if it's not equal for both. you actually have to give a shit about your woman (or man's) pleasure as much, if not more, than your own. there's a reason that every freaking time I have sex with my woman it's one of the 'best times ever.' we both love sex, love each other, and it comes out (heh) during coitus.

so, sure. missionary CAN be demeaning. so can blow jobs. so can eating pussy. so can fingering, anal, licking ass, doggy, etc. something tells me that a lot of this 'demeaning' talk could come from relationships that aren't on equal footing.
Nothing beats a papasan chair, sit Indian style, then she hops on you like an ATV. Good ye contact. Comfortable. Good support. . . . And most importantly DEEEP. Bellybutton deep.
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