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Hall of Classics>The Top 101 CP Posters of 2014 Part 2 Presented by SNR
Pasta Little Brother 09:33 PM 07-31-2014
The countdown and butt hurt continues as SNR, the unnamed listmaker, and I are on a mission to finish this thing.

Original thread (101-58).... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...osters+of+2014

57-34... http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....30&postcount=3

33-21... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...31&postcount=4

20-13... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=13

12. Dane McCloud
Spoiler!


11. Pestilence
Spoiler!


10. htismaqe
Spoiler!


9. Rausch
Spoiler!


8. Bowser
Spoiler!


7. Simply Red
Spoiler!


6. milkman
Spoiler!


5. Mr. Flopnuts
Spoiler!


4. SNR
Spoiler!


3. 'Hamas' Jenkins
Spoiler!


2. Rain Man
Spoiler!

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Pasta Little Brother 04:36 PM 08-09-2014
That last pic in the Iranian roast Rico?
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Bowser 04:45 PM 08-09-2014
:-)
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htismaqe 05:11 PM 08-09-2014
HHHHHHOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
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RealSNR 07:31 PM 08-09-2014
44. duncan_idaho



Proposed 2014 slogan: Nobody should like the Royals this much and not be an alcoholic who has gone through more than two divorces
Actual 2014 slogan: "You gotta love livin', cause dying is a pain in the ass." ---- Sinatra
A better, more accurate, or alternative slogan: Hey, at least he's not as boring as mylonsd

The 44th best poster of 2014 is also the 3rd best poster associated with Idaho, coming in behind Idaho_Chief'sChick (who could one day post nudies of her self) and Idahojim and his every-man-Chiefs-fan essays he used to write on kcchiefs.com in the Rufus Dawes days.

He also holds the distinction of "Most Unremarkable Poster" from 2007 and 2011. It's no coincidence that touting Idaho and its "FAMOUS POTATOES" in your username would also naturally make you a particularly boring person. In the same vein, duncan_idaho's tourist slogan could be "FAMOUS ROYALS REPOSITORY THREADS," because the only slightly interesting thing about duncan_idaho is that he really likes the Royals.

Burning Questions for 2014:

1) Will he ever get an avatar that matches the "M-I-Z-Z-O-U" tagline underneath his username?

Midseason check-in: Nope. Apparently not.

2) Will he ever change his username to accurately reflect that he no longer lives in Idaho?

Midseason check-in: Possibly. I think if he accidentally drank some absinthe and posted on the Planet, he might post something that a mod would actually read for once, and potentially they would change his username to reflect his new "exciting" behavior.

3) Can he reach 10,000 posts by 2015?

Midseason check-in: Barring another spirited yet dull argument with Hootie over Ned Yost's batting order, this looks pretty doubtful.

4) Can somebody please point to something interesting besides Royals threads that this guy wrote?

Midseason check-in: I'm serious. I remember him making quality football posts from time to time, but there's nothing in my memory that I can label him by. Even his roast is fucking boring; I've been forced to make jokes about Idaho, Rufus Dawes, and potatoes!

5) Can SNR come up with 10 burning questions about duncan_idaho to complete the repository thread meme?

Midseason check-in: Nope. This is my last one. I'm done. I'm totally dry. I can't think of any more shit to write about this guy that doesn't suck worse than the stuff I've already written.
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Discuss Thrower 07:34 PM 08-09-2014
Rufus Dawes ref. TIGHT.
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milkman 07:37 PM 08-09-2014
Duncan Idaho is a character in a fantasy novel, not a reference to his state residence.
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Bowser 07:38 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by milkman:
Duncan Idaho is a character in a fantasy novel, not a reference to his state residence.
Watch out, we got a Dune nerd here!

If frazod was here, he would shit a kitten at the thought of milkman referencing Dune.
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RealSNR 07:40 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by milkman:
Duncan Idaho is a character in a fantasy novel, not a reference to his state residence.
Technically I never asserted that duncan_idaho was from Idaho :-)

But yeah, good call. Never read Dune.
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milkman 07:51 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by Bowser:
Watch out, we got a Dune nerd here!

If frazod was here, he would shit a kitten at the thought of milkman referencing Dune.
Actually forgotten it was Dune, it'd been so long since I read it.

But I am a SciFi/Fantasy buff though I haven't read a lot recently.

I did finally get around to reading the last 3 books of "The Wheel Of Time" in the last month.
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Gadzooks 07:59 PM 08-09-2014
NERDS!

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Eleazar 08:03 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
45. Iowanian

I'd like to introduce a special guest to present the roast of Iowanian, the man who knows more ways to say "penis" than the entire Planet combined.

Please welcome skinbra!


Iranian bit OFF!! yuo mad i got hot gurl?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
five stars

:-) :-) :-)
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Eleazar 08:04 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
I don't think I've ever seen a person with their belly button below their knee before

:-)

Though, to be honest thinking back, I may have. When I worked Pinkerton at a warehouse in college, there was a lady who worked the night shift in the telemarketing center. Telemarketing was on the second floor of a central command structure in the middle of the warehouse. If the gradients are heavy, fat, obese, morbidly obese, . . . she was holocaustically obese, and thus physically incapable of climbing stairs. So we had to escort her every night to, and operate for her, the freight elevator. There was pendulous matter swaying below hip level unrelated to lower extremities, but one tried to discretely relegate such matters to extreme peripheral vision.
In the medical field this is called "the apron".

Depending on the needs of the procedure, sometimes a person is designated to hold the apron.
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TimBone 08:05 PM 08-09-2014
I don't understand the Iowanian roast, and I don't know who Duncan_Idaho is. That's just my n00bness flaring up. I'll take an aspirin and be better by morning.
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RealSNR 08:21 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson:
I don't understand the Iowanian roast, and I don't know who Duncan_Idaho is. That's just my n00bness flaring up. I'll take an aspirin and be better by morning.
It's referring to this encounter:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=27035

Careful, though. I warn you that the Planet you read today is nothing like the Planet you see in that thread. You may be confused.
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TimBone 08:22 PM 08-09-2014
Originally Posted by SNR:
It's referring to this encounter:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=27035

Careful, though. I warn you that the Planet you read today is nothing like the Planet you see in that thread. You may be confused.
Thanks. I've got an hour to kill anyways.
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