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Hall of Classics>I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
Jim Jones 11:19 AM 07-13-2014
go ahead
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jerryforeverrice80 03:20 PM 07-15-2014
i guess trannys needs love to just not by me.
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kcxiv 04:05 PM 07-15-2014
Originally Posted by MahiMike:
Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.
I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
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Kaepernick 04:38 PM 07-15-2014
CP's own Jim Jones -- making goat ****ers look good by comparison since 2014.
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Rausch 04:39 PM 07-15-2014
Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja:
I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha
I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself...
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Pasta Little Brother 04:42 PM 07-15-2014
Never go full MTG
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Baby Lee 03:49 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
It's that gal!!


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Dayze 03:53 AM 07-16-2014
One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who fucked a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber :-).....she knows how fucked up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)
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Dayze 03:55 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by beach tribe:
:-)
just now noticed this.


....and yes......it's exactly something that was going through my mind. :-)

life is really simple when you boil it down to stuff as simple as grabbin' another mans' balls.
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Coochie liquor 04:33 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
It's that gal!!

Hey, Pam is 100% woman..... I pray!!
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Baby Lee 04:58 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
Hey, Pam is 100% woman..... I pray!!
Yeah, but she played 'man hands' on Seinfeld back in the day. Perhaps it is easier when you hear her voice/dialect.


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Dave Lane 08:58 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Ive never accidentally found a vagina.
Even in your sleep?
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Katipan 09:28 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Even in your sleep?
I doubt it. Maybe when I was young?

One of the benefits of admitting to cheating on your husband is that all future lovers tend to pee on you as often as possible.

And I sleep like the dead right after.
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Big Poppa Payne 09:51 AM 07-16-2014
I'm sure this was already answered somewhere in here but did you raw dog him? That's the only real way to bang a tranny. Or anyone for that matter.
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Fire Me Boy! 10:19 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I doubt it. Maybe when I was young?

One of the benefits of admitting to cheating on your husband is that all future lovers tend to pee on you as often as possible.

And I sleep like the dead right after.

Umm... What?
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Katipan 10:28 AM 07-16-2014
Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball!:
Umm... What?
Pee on = sleep with as much as possible in some quasi conscious way of marking their territory. As if any of it is their territory anyways. I only lease it out.
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