Have 2 hours before my flight home. Spent the weekend with the wife and kid in Chicago.
I left the two at the gate “to go get food”. 2 bud light draws as the bar was closing. Haven’t slammed 2 beers while walking the concourse in forever.
Wife is pissed, kid “smells beer”.
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor:
How cheap you talking? I will likely die before I ever step foot back in Chicago. But comparing my prices here in Florida to yours!
Not cheap. For sure. Their flowers are like $35-$50 for an eighth. I’m an edible guy and they sell a candy bar that is $34 and cut into 10 pieces. I’m a super light weight so I eat 1/10 per day.
MO made sells the same thing for like $80. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Titty Meat:
Spike your wife's breast milk with vodka and tell her you're just drinking milk
Ha! Just landed, the ct94 family is safe and sound.
I’m sober as a judge and fine, thanks.
On a side note, there was a lactation station/pod in the chi town airport. I told the wife I was gonna hang out there before our flight. That may have been when things went bad.
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Not cheap. For sure. Their flowers are like $35-$50 for an eighth. I’m an edible guy and they sell a candy bar that is $34 and cut into 10 pieces. I’m a super light weight so I eat 1/10 per day.
MO made sells the same thing for like $80.
About the same prices as here. No tax on it here though. Can usually get an 8th from between 20-55 depending on sales, and other factors. I make my own gummies. They’re about 150-200 mg per gummy. Head knockers!! [Reply]
The real question, since we know that she said no to the mile high club.....is did they tell you that pulling your pud on a plane has been frowned upon since 9-11? thanks Bin Laden. [Reply]
Once you get the "stink eye" your day is done. I live by the old saying, "If youre treading on thin ice, you may as well dance" or..."If your going to be a dog, be a big dog".
2 bud lites should have turned into 10 more bud lites over the next hour or so :-)
ETA: Postpone breaking the seal as long as possible. Once you break the seal while drinking, youre a slave to the bathroom [Reply]
Originally Posted by kstater:
You've obviously never taken a pint of fireball through the ass if you think it's a pussy move.
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The alcohol enema is not the reason I called it a pussy move. In fact, that would be an asshole move. See what I did there?
Originally Posted by kstater:
Rookie
Alcohol enema is the best way to get drunk and hide it from your wife
