Have 2 hours before my flight home. Spent the weekend with the wife and kid in Chicago.
I left the two at the gate “to go get food”. 2 bud light draws as the bar was closing. Haven’t slammed 2 beers while walking the concourse in forever.
Wife is pissed, kid “smells beer”.
Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers [Reply]
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers
This actually sounds logical.
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
Make sure to pee before boarding.
Best not to break the seal while drinking. Just ignore the pissing sensation and it will go away. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PurpleJesus28:
Hmm,first problem i see was Bud Light,dont they have Goose Island or some shit in Chicago :-)
Yeah, if getting drunk was the goal, Bud Light was a terrible choice. And if it needed to be stealthy go 2 vodka doubles followed by a piece of gum. Make better life decisions. [Reply]
Ohare, yes. Im now middle aged with a special needs kiddo ( who outweighs me by 150 pounds ) who hates seeing me drink dude to a family friends’ poor choices.
Next time I’ll plan better.
Just peed, blew my breath out at the wife AND SHES PIIIIIISED!! wish me luck friends!! [Reply]