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cabletech94 07:21 PM 05-22-2022
……before my flight to Joplin.

Have 2 hours before my flight home. Spent the weekend with the wife and kid in Chicago.
I left the two at the gate “to go get food”. 2 bud light draws as the bar was closing. Haven’t slammed 2 beers while walking the concourse in forever.
Wife is pissed, kid “smells beer”.

This may have just turned into an AMA.

AM I IN TROUBLE?
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notorious 07:26 PM 05-22-2022
If you bang a chick in the airplane bathroom while on the ground in Denver did you join the mile high club?
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Pablo 07:28 PM 05-22-2022
Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers
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Marcellus 07:28 PM 05-22-2022
Make sure to pee before boarding.
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BleedingRed 07:29 PM 05-22-2022
Bourbon
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smithandrew051 07:31 PM 05-22-2022
Midway or O’Hare?
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Eureka 07:32 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by Pablo:
Well if you’re really trying I’d say go after some hand sanitizer. Your wife is already doing angry wife things and the kid will be ok regardless. Get hammered and shit yourself on the flight and she’ll forget all about those two beers
This actually sounds logical.


Originally Posted by Marcellus:
Make sure to pee before boarding.
Best not to break the seal while drinking. Just ignore the pissing sensation and it will go away.
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PurpleJesus28 07:34 PM 05-22-2022
Hmm,first problem i see was Bud Light,dont they have Goose Island or some shit in Chicago :-)
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wazu 07:38 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by PurpleJesus28:
Hmm,first problem i see was Bud Light,dont they have Goose Island or some shit in Chicago :-)
Yeah, if getting drunk was the goal, Bud Light was a terrible choice. And if it needed to be stealthy go 2 vodka doubles followed by a piece of gum. Make better life decisions.
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Hog's Gone Fishin 07:41 PM 05-22-2022
Wow, I didn't realize there were people this weak.
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Marcellus 07:44 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by smithandrew051:
Midway or O’Hare?
O'Hare is the only flight to JoMo.
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cabletech94 07:54 PM 05-22-2022
I fuggin love you guys…..

Ohare, yes. Im now middle aged with a special needs kiddo ( who outweighs me by 150 pounds ) who hates seeing me drink dude to a family friends’ poor choices.
Next time I’ll plan better.

Just peed, blew my breath out at the wife AND SHES PIIIIIISED!! wish me luck friends!!
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Titty Meat 07:56 PM 05-22-2022
Should have let me know. After those beers you could have given me a bj in the bathroom the cum would cover up the beer smell
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srvy 07:56 PM 05-22-2022
Originally Posted by notorious:
If you bang a chick in the airplane bathroom while on the ground in Denver did you join the mile high club?
Maybe not a lot of locations around Denver are under a mile.
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ClevelandBronco 07:57 PM 05-22-2022
Use alcohol. Trust me on this.
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