I buy the cheapest that looks edible 3 9.09%

I only buy fruit and veg I can smell and squeeze 14 42.42%

I'm only picky about a couple of fruits or veg. Explain. 5 15.15%

I only buy "in season" fruits and veggies. They're great. 4 12.12%

Frozen is always available and pretty good 2 6.06%

Root vegetables are always good. 1 3.03%

Potatoes are root vegetables, but can w/o knowing 0 0%

Canned potatoes are awesome 0 0%

I've never met a canned fruit that wasn't awesome. 0 0%

I hate fruits and veggies. Beef, bacon, and fast food for me. 4 12.12%

I'm not a fruit and veggie snob. I will cook almost any of them or eat them raw. Even matured into liking cantaloupe (mostly with taijin or salt).

I shop at Aldi, Costco and Hyvee so where I'm at that week will determine what I get and what it costs me. Done running all over for deals on anything but meat. If I'm there and I see it sure I'll buy it, but fuck scanning weekly ads for produce.

Brussels are a staple, will do a lot of those in the summer. Always have cucumbers and onions on hand. Pretty heavy on squash and onion and mushrooms and corn this time of year.

Fuck you Stewie for creating a thread about produce and fuck me for responding to it!!! You win this time!
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I've always opened them by the stem.

Years back I worked with a Brazilian guy who told me apes/monkeys open them from the bottom as that was the "right" way to do it. He framed it as if monkeys were smarter than people because they figured it out or some shit.

I just remember thinking: "who gives a shit either way?"
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From the bottom, squeeze the root and it pops open.

Turn it upside down and use the stem as a holder.
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Just had some strawberries. Going to eat them until I get tired of them.
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I buy whatever is on sale. I like all fruits and veggies.
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How civilized are floppy banana skins? Don't be that floppy banana skin guy.

Pinch a seam on the side and split it down the seam. Keep the ends intact and you can use the pocket you created by splitting it down the seam to put the banana in if you don't finish it. Plus it just looks nicer than looking like it was opened by an ape.
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Durkee six pepper blend. I get it on Amazon.
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Looks pretty good. Ordered me a jug of it.

Thanks.
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Never seen Durkee spices in these parts.

I like and use Lawry's Pepper Supreme that I get at my Sunfresh in a 6 oz shaker but Sam's has a 21-ounce plastic bottle for 19 bucks and some change. Seems like the same thing except theirs is a 7 pepper.
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[QUOTE=RubberSponge;16303676]How civilized are floppy banana skins? Don't be that floppy banana skin guy.

Pinch a seam on the side and split it down the seam. Keep the ends intact and you can use the pocket you created by splitting it down the seam to put the banana in if you don't finish it. Plus it just looks nicer than looking like it was opened by an ape.[/QUOTE

Basically you have made a banana boat. Are you on a raft in your pool having them floated out to you?
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Crunchy water with hair. Raw celery is awful.
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I’ll eat watermelon until it looks like I’m shitting the bloody lining out of my colon
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That is the correct way. People who peel from the stem are the neanderthals.
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