Andy Reid got depantsed in the Super Bowl by Bruce Arians.
Bruce Fucking Arians and Tom Fucking Brady.
Well, you see, Andy Reid is an offensive genius, and how dare we question Andy Reid's genius in not running the ball and not utilizing the screen pass in the face of an epically brutal pass rush, a patchwork offensive line and a QB with a hurt toe?
How dare we question his geniusness?
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Oh, and Spags? The "great Brady Killer"? They had his defense figured out by the 2nd quarter and he couldn't adjust it. He was Bob Sutton Jr. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Dagnabit:
All apologies, sir! I'll return to one-sentence trollery immediately!
Like, whatever dude. I don't even give a care anyways. Like, who would care? Not me. I'm beyond caring. Doesn't bother me in the least. Matter of fact, it's funny that you think I care. That's what I'm laughing at. . . . Hahahahahaha. Oh, such mirth at your twisted idea that I give a freakin' care in the least.
Originally Posted by threebag02:
Hopefully the winning continues for a few more years. It feels good compared to what we were before Andy and Alex and John.
It felt good until the end of the Colts playoff game, too. (Any of them) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Like, whatever dude. I don't even give a care anyways. Like, who would care? Not me. I'm beyond caring. Doesn't bother me in the least. Matter of fact, it's funny that you think I care. That's what I'm laughing at. . . . Hahahahahaha. Oh, such mirth at your twisted idea that I give a freakin' care in the least.
Hahaha.
You may think of me as the "caring" interrogator droid, assigned to peel from your bones the fleshly lies of comfort you have deluded yourself with scream by glorious scream... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Dagnabit:
You may think of me as the "caring" interrogator droid, assigned to peel from your bones the fleshly lies of comfort you have deluded yourself with scream by glorious scream...
A) The only thing in life "decided" by you around these parts is which uncle, cousin, or busboy/dishwasher at the family reunion gets the annual "Tigger Treatment" in the bathroom stall.
B) "Maggot" is a perfectly chosen descriptor for ANYTHING Alex Smith-related. The possibilities are endless.
I'll start:
"Contract extension firmly in hand, Alex Smith nestled in to the bloated corpse of the post-season dreams of Lil' Chiefy's the world over to begin the long, arduous process of eating away any possibility whatsoever of a Super Bowl appearance and Vince Lombardi trophy". [Reply]
