People told me before the season (because of my 12-4 prediction with a TOUGH schedule) that I was being 'optimistic'.

Meh.

Meh I say. Optimism is something that's emotional. All I was doing is assessing reality.

And when I predicted 12-4... it did NOT include opening the season 5-1.

I'm now thinking this team could go 14-2

Shit, if anything I was sandbagging at 12-4. Even with a bad defense. I mean Mahomes is even MORE awesome than I expected. Which is pretty ****ing incredible given how I expected him to be awesome as ****.
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I wonder if that's why they're all retarded assholes? They've devolved into pale needledicks.. I'd be pissed too. Guess more genes went into their speech impediments than did their cocks. Wonder what the suicide rate is for Boston women?
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Do Dolphins have fists? Asking for a Pats fan friend.
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It's not rape if it's willing and this Pats fan is willing
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OMG! That's perfect!
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Tell your friend I was told :

"Sure. You can pretend it's a fist, whatever."
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Fourhour from PatsFans: “Bored here at work. Spent some more time perusing that CP thread. They're still at it into this morning. There must be something in the water out there.
Think I'll try a Bears forum now. Got all day......”


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What's up with the dolphin rape?

....seems pretty stupid
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Until you get raped by a dolphin. Then it won't seem so stupid to you at all...
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I'm not getting raped by a dolphin.

:-)
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We know your not a Pats fan, Stevie!!!
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I sure as hell hope not my friend!! :-)
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Have you ever rooted for the Pats in any game after 2002?
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They think they’re so witty, every douchebag from Boston thinks they’re Bill Burr.
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Well, they think that the way the level of discourse they engage in to waste time on the Internet via patsfans.com is somehow more dignified and classy than how we get it done on CP...so they've got that going for them.
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