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J Diddy 11:11 AM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by Saccopoo:
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
you were talking about udders...
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Saccopoo 12:35 PM 04-29-2015
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
you were talking about udders...
Udders are for infant mammals.

Not for repressed adults with a mommy complex.
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Reerun_KC 09:11 AM 04-29-2015
:-) @ Sackapoop
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loochy 06:25 PM 04-30-2015
Bump for the draft
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Katipan 06:47 PM 04-30-2015
Avoid licking drafty ass.
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loochy 05:46 AM 02-17-2016
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?
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TLO 10:02 AM 02-17-2016
Originally Posted by loochy:
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?
He was having sex in the bathroom at Harpo's, the last I knew.
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LiveSteam 02:40 PM 02-17-2016
Originally Posted by loochy:
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?
He found a female & she popped his cherry.
We now call Billay.... BILL
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listopencil 10:50 AM 02-17-2016
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
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rabblerouser 11:09 AM 02-17-2016
Originally Posted by listopencil:
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
Yes, they're called 'Dental Dams'.

According to a friend.
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Pepe Silvia 02:26 PM 02-17-2016
Originally Posted by listopencil:
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
That defeats the whole purpose, you may as well not do it at all. lol
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SAUTO 02:30 PM 02-17-2016
9 volt batteries
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Toby Waller 02:42 PM 02-17-2016
Ass,not anus
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TLO 03:49 AM 06-03-2016
I'm here to inquire further about Dental Dams.
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BlackHelicopters 05:15 AM 06-03-2016
Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper:
I'm here to inquire further about Dental Dams.
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What is your question?
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