Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I wonder what your wife was doing when you were chasing the Big Montana to Louisiana?
Was she smiling when you got home? Smell like ups boxes?
You don't want "your best friend" back....you want to still sniff poon that isn't yours.
Maybe your wife will google this thread and half of your problem will be solved.
that wouldn't work, i tried to get her to leave me for so long so that i could be happy but she never did, i didn't have big enough balls to walk out, and i couldn't get past thinking of not being with my kids everyday. [Reply]
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
Yes, yes I understand - but what about the fisting? Could you get your entire fist in there? Would she let you fist her rectal cavity?
thats the dumbest thing ever, why would u say something so dumb about any female? [Reply]
Originally Posted by shyguyms:
thats the dumbest thing ever, why would u say something so dumb about any female?
Im just trying to understand why you like this chick so much. No chick is worth what you're going through unless she lets you stick your arm up her ass... [Reply]
Originally Posted by MTG#10:
Im just trying to understand why you like this chick so much.
Special gal I'm sure. Its not every girl that can eat a peanut butter sandwich while you poop on her chest.
What you should have done was been a loyal husband, or given her the courtesy of leaving....instead of playing the brown noise on your wife and kids, and her family.
You've given yourself an enema and put on your own white pants in the front of the church. [Reply]
Forget the woman. She's chosen to move on (probably realized you weren't leaving your wife and she deserved better).
Explore leaving your wife. It's just my opinion, but you'll **** up your kids more by staying in that marriage than otherwise. And she definitely deserves better.