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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Donger 02:36 PM 04-30-2021

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Chiefspants 02:36 PM 04-30-2021
Let's count to 340!

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Detoxing 02:38 PM 04-30-2021
340
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Bearcat 02:39 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
Never look backwards. Onward always.

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Easy 6 02:40 PM 04-30-2021
Theres gotta be a catch here, just a hunch but maybe its more like leaving America forever or something like that... Costa Rica, Israel, whatever
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Bearcat 02:40 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
Because.
Can you elaborate?
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Detoxing 02:41 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Can you elaborate?
Because reasons.
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Chiefspants 02:42 PM 04-30-2021
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dlphg9 02:42 PM 04-30-2021
Anyone in here ever thought that they were a pony?
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Deberg_1990 02:43 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
340
1000
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dlphg9 02:43 PM 04-30-2021
Butt fuck
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LiveSteam 02:45 PM 04-30-2021
Im the night, the light, the black and the white.


Im the man on the silver mountain.
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In58men 02:46 PM 04-30-2021
Won’t even get to 700
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LiveSteam 02:46 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Donger:
Are those song lyrics?
Yes. Enjoy.


https://youtu.be/2etqIDEWapI
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BigRedChief 02:47 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
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Originally Posted by Detoxing:
340
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
Let's count to 340!

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631
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