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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Baby Lee 11:55 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
IT'S DOCTA PEPPA GODDAMNIT
Simma before I barbecue yore ass in molasses.
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luv 11:55 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
(.)(.)
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scho63 11:57 AM 04-30-2021

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2bikemike 11:57 AM 04-30-2021
Things are cooking along here I see.
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Bugeater 11:57 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Simma before I barbecue yore ass in molasses.
What we're dealing with here, is a total lack of respect for the law.
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Baby Lee 11:58 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
What we're dealing with here, is a total lack of respect for the law.
Well that's what you get for poontangin' around with them show folk.
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Bugeater 11:59 AM 04-30-2021
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
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scho63 11:59 AM 04-30-2021

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2bikemike 11:59 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
(.)(.)
Originally Posted by luv:
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Donger 11:59 AM 04-30-2021
Spoiler!

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scho63 12:00 PM 04-30-2021

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Hank Hill 12:00 PM 04-30-2021
567
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Hank Hill 12:01 PM 04-30-2021
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luv 12:01 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by 2bikemike:
( ) Y ( )
Do you mean ( o Y o ) ?
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Hank Hill 12:01 PM 04-30-2021
B
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