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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Deberg_1990 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
Nice. At the current rate of posting we should have our questions answered by sometime early tomorrow.
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scho63 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
More T and A please!
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Hank Hill 11:50 AM 04-30-2021
543
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Hank Hill 11:51 AM 04-30-2021
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ghak99 11:51 AM 04-30-2021

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Hank Hill 11:51 AM 04-30-2021
If the 20 second post delay was off we could speed this up
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Bugeater 11:51 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by scho63:
More T and A please!
(.)(.)
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Hank Hill 11:52 AM 04-30-2021
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Baby Lee 11:52 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bugeater:
I'M GONNA GIT YOU...YOU SUM BITCH...YOU'RE GOING AWAY TIL YOUR GRAY!


Junior, put the evidence in the car....
The Gottdamned Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it.
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Hank Hill 11:53 AM 04-30-2021
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Baby Lee 11:53 AM 04-30-2021
BRB after I finish my Diablo sammich and Dr. Pepper.
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Bugeater 11:54 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
BRB after I finish my Diablo sammich and Dr. Pepper.
IT'S DOCTA PEPPA GODDAMNIT
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Bugeater 11:54 AM 04-30-2021
YOU WANT ANYTHING?
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Bugeater 11:54 AM 04-30-2021
Hushpuppies daddy.
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Bugeater 11:55 AM 04-30-2021
WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT CRAP!
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