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patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Bearcat 09:42 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by MIAdragon:
These threads are ridiculous.
Does the person in your avatar also golf?
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Rain Man 09:44 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Does the person in your avatar also golf?
I presume she does since she's carrying tees.
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Bearcat 09:51 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I presume she does since she's carrying tees.
:-)
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journeyscarab 09:53 AM 04-30-2021
Helping out.
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Bugeater 09:55 AM 04-30-2021
Hi
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mlyonsd 09:56 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by chiefforlife:
Lets get back to the Golfer chick, to help pass the time...
Does pat even golf?

Not that it matters because I agree with this post.
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Chiefspants 10:02 AM 04-30-2021
Just standin' around...

Suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
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BucEyedPea 10:03 AM 04-30-2021
#413
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kccrow 10:05 AM 04-30-2021
My Lord that Paige chick is a fucking smokeshow. Jeebus. Daddy want.
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VAChief 10:06 AM 04-30-2021
Spoiler...Pat will reveal he is really a Denise mult.
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ptlyon 10:06 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
Just standin' around...

Suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
I stopped by the Tastee Freeze in Marshalltown Iowa for a chili dog before traveling to davenport for a Mellencamp concert. True story.
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Katipan 10:06 AM 04-30-2021
Where are the picts of hot golfing dudes?
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Rain Man 10:08 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Where are the picts of hot golfing dudes?
I don't understand the question.
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ptlyon 10:08 AM 04-30-2021
There aren't any
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Katipan 10:09 AM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
I don't understand the question.
I don't understand how you can miss their woods.
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