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Rasputin 01:15 PM 10-24-2023

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Zebedee DuBois 08:57 AM 03-04-2024
Recently watched it on AppleTV.
It was ploddingly slow. There were several references to his charisma - yet there was nothing shown that gave any evidence of that. Instead, it was uncharismatic.
The visuals were good.
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Easy 6 04:52 PM 03-04-2024
Its frankly amazing just how bad this thing bombed, a Joaquin Phoenix and Ridley Scott historical epic couldn't miss, right?

The only couple of generally positive reviews I've seen are here on CP, what a massive bomb
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lawrenceRaider 05:10 PM 03-04-2024
Originally Posted by mr. tegu:
Finally got around to this one. It was not very good at all.
Total snooze fest.

With a decent editor, it could have been better.
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MarkDavis'Haircut 09:53 AM 03-06-2024
How do you make Napoleon boring?
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Fat Elvis 01:25 PM 03-10-2024
Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut:
How do you make Napoleon boring?
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.
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Frazod 02:03 PM 03-10-2024
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.
Figures. Gotta love woke Hollywood. Behind every great man is a woman who either (a) actively conspires against him, or (b) has his balls in her purse. Is "purse" still an acceptable word, or should I call it a "utilitarian handbag"? I'd hate to offend anyone.

As far as this movie goes, in the past I'd have been chomping at the bit to see a sweeping, historical epic done by Ridley Scott. But I thought the trailers were awful. Phoenix's bland, bored expression never altered. A bad sign borne out by the overwhelmingly negative reactions.

Also, fuck the French.
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DJ's left nut 03:07 PM 03-10-2024
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.
{sigh}

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
I know. But it's famous because Napoleon's exploits OUTSIDE of it are famous. Stand-alone, it's just another tryst.

So don't let it become the central tenant of a biopic.

If it's a movie about Napoleon, make it about Napoleon. Don't make it about Napoleon's relationship...oh, and there was a revolution and a couple battles and stuff...

Scott's usually pretty good about not overdoing that sort of thing, but the trailer makes me wonder.

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mr. tegu 04:55 PM 03-10-2024
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
{sigh}

Haha that’s remarkably accurate. Guessing you didn’t see it?
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alanm 04:44 AM 03-16-2024
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis:
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.
I streamed it. I shut it down about half way thru it. I couldn't take it anymore. I can't believe how shitty that movie was.
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BigRedChief 09:53 AM 03-17-2024
They ****ed this movie up big time. Phoenix and Scott historical epic movie, how could you fail?

It was so damn slow. Napoleon's life should give you enough material to make a kick ass movie. Scott made some bad choices. Could have been an epic movie.
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KCUnited 05:48 PM 03-17-2024
Couldn’t hold my attention

*content spending the rest of the month watching future entry level employees chuck up bricks for their school of choice
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svistop 12:22 PM 03-24-2024
Not a bad film. I watched it not long ago
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