I don't think she is actually.
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Well, good.

At least that's one guy getting anti-gravity hummers and bacon meatloaf...
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aww.

It's because we're not married. But just to make sure we don't skew the curve too much, no hummer for him tonight.
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That....sounds amazing

*cue up the David Cassidy*
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Would.
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I'm single on my tax returns!
That's really all that matters.

Ever.
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I do it because my wife likes it. And it opened an interesting new door :-)
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Careful that back door that is where the truffle butters enter from.
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ALL Of My Love
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Did someone mention bleached buttholes?


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Is that a real thing?
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Might need a butt snorkel
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Chicks have an asshole.

Dudes have an asshole.

No difference.

Licking an asshole is gay.

And gross.

Shit comes out of there.
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Your repression, it's obvious.
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