Football Tom Brady left the Bucs camp a week ago and they don't know when he'll be back. - Page 5

Wouldn't want CP to miss out on yet another bizarre story involving Tom Brady.

As the Tom Brady training-camp hiatus lingers, the situation is becoming more confusing. https://t.co/oVmfu2gCiC
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Originally Posted by Eureka:
Dude is 45 and is prepping his body

Those alien treatments take time...have to make them last until the Nov 14th bye.

And you though it was a human this whole time...it was for a few years.

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The last years of star QBs seem embarassing. See Farve.
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Miami still trying to trade for him?
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He's in a ayahuasca hut surrounded by a dozen teenage boys.
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His Center's gone, and he pissed off the refs last playoffs so there's that problem
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He went to Bosley Hair Restoration for another round of follicle relocation (his fourth) and he just needed a couple weeks for the wound to heal.

He wants to have a hairline lower than Kyrie Irving's for his final season.
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Originally Posted by Simply Red:
Hi

Hello
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TruNews Founder Says Gisele Bundchen Is A Witch, Tom Brady's Soul Is Doomed Forever

"And he sleeps with her. He's sleeping with a witch. There's deep spiritual ramifications for that. His soul is defiled, because he's having intimate relations with a witch. She's a witch. She's not just ... somebody who has some goofy new-age ideas."

"Yes there are witches. There's no such thing as a good witch," Wiles told the show. "These are people who practice sorcery or witchcraft by communing with demonic spirits. It's as simple as that."

I mean the guys IS 45 in human years...****ing a witch demon has some benefits....besides the burning in a lake of fire for all eternity part...that might suck.
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Originally Posted by Detoxing:
https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/202...ion%20annually.

Granted, it doesn't kick in until after he (re) retires. But it does say he SIGNED the contract.

So would it be all that surprising if part of his contract demanded he attend some seminar or broadcaster training summit of some sort?

Dude retired.

Signs contract with Fox.

Then unretires.

Maybe there's something in that contract he has to honor and the Bucs knew about it when he unretired. Hence the prior committment. Just theorizing here.

Nope, he unretired long before he signed the deal with Fox.
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Originally Posted by BlackOp:

TruNews Founder Says Gisele Bundchen Is A Witch, Tom Brady's Soul Is Doomed Forever

"And he sleeps with her. He's sleeping with a witch. There's deep spiritual ramifications for that. His soul is defiled, because he's having intimate relations with a witch. She's a witch. She's not just ... somebody who has some goofy new-age ideas."

"Yes there are witches. There's no such thing as a good witch," Wiles told the show. "These are people who practice sorcery or witchcraft by communing with demonic spirits. It's as simple as that."

I mean the guys IS 45 in human years...****ing a witch demon has some benefits....besides the burning in a lake of fire for all eternity part...that might suck.

I like this one
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He wanted Miami and Peyton as HC. He didn't get it so he said fuck camp. His wife also wanted Miami. He's just showing them who is boss. He runs them.
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Originally Posted by Spott:
Hopefully he was attacked by an escaped gorilla that sodomized him and set him on fire.

That would be one hell of a worldstar video!
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Originally Posted by Red Dawg:
He wanted Miami and Peyton as HC. He didn't get it so he said fuck camp. His wife also wanted Miami. He's just showing them who is boss. He runs them.

He wants Payton because he knows he will have a cheapshot defense in his corner while the opposing defense is ordered not to touch HIM.
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