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Hall of Classics>Iím leaving forever.
patteeu 10:46 PM 04-28-2021
Originally Posted by :
Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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LiveSteam 09:26 PM 04-30-2021
If we get to a 1000 posts and Patt reveals that he proposed to BEP.
She accepted and they bought some lovely island in the Caribbeans.

Swear to God. Im leaving forever.
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scho63 09:26 PM 04-30-2021
82.7%
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scho63 09:27 PM 04-30-2021
17.2% to go
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scho63 09:27 PM 04-30-2021
Maff is phun!
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banyon 09:31 PM 04-30-2021
Man, you guys really can’t stand not to know huh?

My guess:

He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he can’t stay anonymous enough
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BigRedChief 09:31 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by Wisconsin_Chief:
Are you Jewish? Your profile pic suddenly changed and I didnít know if you were even Jewish before that so now Iím really lost.

Either way Iíve been lurking here for 20 years and donít remember you in anyway so peace.
Dude, it was a joke. Explained earlier in the thread. But, anyway, whatís wrong with him being Jewish?:-)
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scho63 09:32 PM 04-30-2021
Giant Tomahawk Steak, baked potato with extra butter and scallions, fresh broccoli rabe and creamed corn.

Glass of Chimney Rock 2016 Cabernet Sauvignon.

Tito's dirty Martini to start.

Grilled jumbo shrimp and scallops appetizer.

Assorted bread basket.

Chocolate mousse cheesecake with raspberry coulis.

Tuaca after dinner drink.
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scho63 09:33 PM 04-30-2021
Have we drafted anyone new yet?
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scho63 09:33 PM 04-30-2021
Cage the Elephant
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scho63 09:33 PM 04-30-2021
Lumineers
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scho63 09:34 PM 04-30-2021
Black Pumas
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Frazod 09:34 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by banyon:
Man, you guys really canít stand not to know huh?

My guess:

He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he canít stay anonymous enough
That doesn't make any sense. Why would he mention ChiefsPlanet to an employer? I seriously doubt his last name is really "patteeu." If he got a job that's sensitive about surfed sites all he would have to do is not login to CP from his work devices.
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Raiderhader 09:34 PM 04-30-2021
Originally Posted by banyon:
Man, you guys really canít stand not to know huh?

My guess:

He got a more public facing job that checks social media accounts and he canít stay anonymous enough
We were presented with a challenge.
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scho63 09:34 PM 04-30-2021
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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LiveSteam 09:35 PM 04-30-2021
Ground control to Major Tom
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