JUST ANNOUNCED: State Fair staff and superintendents are making plans to bring back a traditional Missouri State Fair, Aug. 12-22, in Sedalia. Read more here https://t.co/klUKWpMnNl
JUST ANNOUNCED: State Fair staff and superintendents are making plans to bring back a traditional Missouri State Fair, Aug. 12-22, in Sedalia. Read more here https://t.co/klUKWpMnNl
When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.
Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.
Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution.
It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye." [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye."
It also helps if the safety equipment doesn't work on some of the rides. [Reply]