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Nzoner's Game Room>Missouri will have a normal State Fair.
HonestChieffan 10:19 AM 03-22-2021

JUST ANNOUNCED: State Fair staff and superintendents are making plans to bring back a traditional Missouri State Fair, Aug. 12-22, in Sedalia. Read more here https://t.co/klUKWpMnNl

— Missouri State Fair (@MoStateFair) March 22, 2021



Slowly but surely we will open back up in spite of the Mayors decrees in KC and StL
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Fish 10:21 AM 03-22-2021
"Normal"
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Titty Meat 10:21 AM 03-22-2021
I'm sure this is a big deal to you hicks
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AdolfOliverBush 10:23 AM 03-22-2021
Originally Posted by HonestChieffan:



Slowly but surely we will open back up in spite of the Mayors decrees in KC and StL
FYP
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Rain Man 11:06 AM 03-22-2021
When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.

Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution.
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lewdog 11:13 AM 03-22-2021
Nothing normal about a large percentage of people who live in that state.

Bet that fair is like walking around a freak show!
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Perineum Ripper 11:16 AM 03-22-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Nothing normal about a large percentage of people who live in that state.

Bet that fair is like walking around a freak show!
You come from Montana and drive a Mustang, careful with them stones you toss
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Hammock Parties 11:23 AM 03-22-2021
Fried oreos!
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Sure-Oz 11:25 AM 03-22-2021
If you're vaccinated I guess you won't have much to worry about.
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Mennonite 11:32 AM 03-22-2021
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
When I was a kid, I lived in Springfield and we'd go to some fair there every year. They had what may or may not have been a freak show because it was an area where you could pay to see the "woman who turns into a gorilla", and they had something else that advertised a lot of scantily clad women doing something that I don't remember but it seemed vaguely pornographic.

Therefore, a normal state fair doesn't excite me. I like abnormal ones with semi-naked women and reversals of evolution.


It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye."
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Titty Meat 11:33 AM 03-22-2021
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Nothing normal about a large percentage of people who live in that state.

Bet that fair is like walking around a freak show!
Lot of hairy cousin pussy
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Rain Man 11:33 AM 03-22-2021
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
It's not a fair without freaks, hoochie-coochie girls, and a shit-faced drunk carny turning the Paratrooper ride into a NASA endurance test because he "don't like how that punk teenager was lookin' at his glass eye."
It also helps if the safety equipment doesn't work on some of the rides.
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Deberg_1990 11:35 AM 03-22-2021
So concerts from the Oak Ridge Boys and The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band?
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KCUnited 11:36 AM 03-22-2021
So back to shotgunning mountain dews for immunity and focus?
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Jewish Rabbi 11:36 AM 03-22-2021
By normal I’m assuming you mean half off admission if you can prove your niece and your daughter is the same person?
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