My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Peter Gibbons:
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
Originally Posted by el borracho:
I was part of a crack commando unit, sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn't commit. We promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, we survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem; if no one else can help; and if you can find us... then maybe you can hire us.
Originally Posted by IA_Chiefs_fan:
We have so much in common. You must have a ride like mine??
I could be the tech guy in this new “A-Team”.:-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Fish:
I'm a certified pet psychiatrist. Offering in-home mental services for a wide range of non-human family members. Including, but not limited to: dogs, cats, reptiles, birds(except Bluejays, those birds are stubborn assholes), some arachnid, multiple crustacean, and goats. PM me to see if your pet qualifies for mental health insurance, for a minimal monthly fee.
EDIT: Now offering Zoom based treatment programs!
Sounds like my first business. Holistic Car Repair [Reply]
I drive. Uber and all that stuff. I had to start doing that because I couldn't find a job. I lost my job of 19 years when the lockdowns started in 2020. I've been looking for a good job. Signed up on all the sites. I have my resume posted on all the sites and apps. And with that comes a lot of BS offers and phony scammy stuff. I've had a couple interviews in the last 6 months that went well but I ended up not getting the jobs. Which really sucked but it is what it is. [Reply]