Originally Posted by booger:
They always have a water tight alibi
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there are a lot of dolphins around Jeffrey Epstein's island. Some people claim Hillary hit Epstein. Others point to Prince Andrew. We all know who really put out the contract on Epstein's head, don't we?
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there are a lot of dolphins around Jeffrey Epstein's island. Some people claim Hillary hit Epstein. Others point to Prince Andrew. We all know who really put out the contract on Epstein's head, don't we?
You might be on to something. It does seem fishy. When the finger gets pulled out of that dike it will all come gushing out [Reply]
Originally Posted by booger:
You might be on to something. It does seem fishy.
Yeah, it seems fishy and that's just what they want you to think. Dolphins are mammals, man. Some poor motherfucker calls the cops saying "I just got ass fucked by a fish!" and these diabolical motherfuckers just say "Don't look at me - I'm a mammal, baby. Check it out - warm blood, no gills. You got nuthin' on me." And they're cute enough to get away with it. They just swim off into the sunset while some fugly barracuda gets his ass deep fried for a crime he didn't commit. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mennonite:
Yeah, it seems fishy and that's just what they want you to think. Dolphins are mammals, man. Some poor mother****er calls the cops saying "I just got ass ****ed by a fish!" and these diabolical mother****ers just say "Don't look at me - I'm a mammal, baby. Check it out - warm blood, no gills. You got nuthin' on me." And they're cute enough to get away with it. They just swim off into the sunset while some fugly barracuda gets his ass deep fried for a crime he didn't commit.
Originally Posted by Superturtle:
Interesting. Dolphins are seeking pick protections in case he's prosecuted.
I read that last one as Dolphins seeking prick protection something something prostitutes. My mind is too warped to stay on topic so I have to leave now [Reply]
Honestly, can someone tell me where this myth that the Dolphins are a team on the rise came from? Flores is a decent coach but their front office is bottom tier. They wasted a fucking shitload of money in the 2020 free agency and half of their big ticket players were cut after one season.
Kyle Van Noy 4 years 51 million 30 million guaranteed. Cut.
Shaq Lawson 3 years 30 million 20 million guaranteed. Cut
Ereck fucking Flowers 3 years 30 million almost 20 million guaranteed. Traded, and the Dolphins had to foot 6 million to facilitate it.
Their 2020 draft class was abysmal despite having 3 first rounders. Tagovailoa over Herbert is a fucking disaster, Austin Jackson is pretty fucking terrible, and Noah Igbinoghene has had a terrible off-season, getting smoked by backups repeatedly. [Reply]
Originally Posted by RedinTexas:
It would be oddly appropriate for the Texans to trade Watson to the Dolphins because all the damn draft picks that have built up the Dolphins came from the Texans.
That’s interesting. I hadn’t even considered that.
Is it the fact that they fleeced Bill OBrien, because that's a pretty fucking low bar to set for success. They arguably got fleeced just as badly in return by the Steelers. A mid first used on a shitty OT in exchange for a 2x first team All Pro S on a rookie deal. Way to go, guys. [Reply]