Sometimes I like to blow a hot wad in my girlfriend's ear when she's sleeping. I figure if she doesn't awaken to the noise of furious fapping right next to her head then she deserves it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
My girlfriend is lucky her nostril is slightly larger than my penis.
SLIGHTLY.
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo:
Sometimes I like to blow a hot wad in my girlfriend's ear when she's sleeping. I figure if she doesn't awaken to the noise of furious fapping right next to her head then she deserves it.
no shame in my game. as long as it's fresh and clean (well, as clean as that area CAN be), I'll bury my face in it. as far as bacteria are concerned, there are a LOT of bacteria in your mouth as well, many of which are also natural gut flora. [Reply]