I have a date. - Page 79

Originally Posted by Claythan:
A 30-year old MILF is stalking me. She keeps viewing my profile.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/leahann4u/

:-):-):-):-)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, that's a good one!
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Originally Posted by the_spatula:
chix with dix bro. don't knock it till you've tried it

"Yer missin' out, chicks with dicks!"
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YEAH!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thereishope0318/pictures

Originally Posted by :
thanks for the "woo" lol.. I wasn't quite sure what it was since i'm new to this thing, but I just figured it out! lol How are you today? May I ask why you decided to "woo" me?? BTW, I like your profile.. You seem like a pretty funny guy!

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Originally Posted by luv:
Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com. He travels a lot for his job. So much that he doesn't really call anyplace home. He's flying here from Chicago for the weekend. I've been talking to this guy on the phone and on IM for about three or four weeks now. I'm excited to finally meet him, yet I'm nervous since I know I'm the reason he's flying here.
...

Well, Sim City let's you call "outlaw" a job... :-)

**EDIT**: Oops, thought this was a new thread...
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YEAH! YEAH!

Originally Posted by :
That's pretty funny.. lol.. Thank you :-) Yes, you did get my attention lol, good job..

Where you gonna go on your trip?? Yes it is pretty nasty here too.. I live in Conroe, so that's not very far from you..

You're welcome.. I thought your profile was interesting, mine's pretty dumb.. I'm not good at talking about myself! lol

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Originally Posted by Claythan:
YEAH!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thereishope0318/pictures

Hum:

Christianity and somewhat serious about it
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My Daphne was born in Conroe TX. Coincidence or irony?
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Oh, she wants my hot body:

Originally Posted by :
Oh wow.. Sounds like pain + fun.. lol..

Yes i'd like to chat. I don't have AIM though only yahoo and myspace.. add me if you have them

Yes, mam. Dominate me. Take me!
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
Oh, she wants my hot body:

Yes, man. Dominate me. Take me!

What?
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
YEAH!
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thereishope0318/pictures

no thanks
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SHIT, I MEANT MAM!
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Originally Posted by Claythan:
SHIT, I MEANT MAM!

:-) Awesome.
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Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts:
What?

The truth...:-) comes out.
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Originally Posted by Smed1065:
The truth...:-) comes out.

Clayton is my internet homeboy. I was just ****ing with him. Gotta love the Freudian slips though.........
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Floptits and I share a special bond. We're both former fatties on our way to studsville. When we are both toned, sexy demons we will engage in a foursome and high five while inducing multiple orgasms in our partners. **** YEAH!
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