He's running like the devil's pouring hot pepper on his ass
Sweating like a whore in church
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
If he was in a particularly fine mood, he'd say, "'Shit!' cried the king, whereupon 40,000 of his most loyal subjects squatted and strained to their utmost for in those days, the king's word was law."
He also called the concession stand the 'gee-dunk' (with a hard 'g', like in 'grab'). Anytime we went to the ball game, he'd ask if I needed from the geedunk.
Shakin like a dog tryin to pass a peach pit.
Make sure it's like a german virgin (guedentite, good and tight)
She's got a nice swing in her backyard
Dumber than a bag of hammers , or box of rocks
Plus a hundred others [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Grandpa always used to say (put-in-eer) I have no idea how you’d spell that. Anyway, it was some sort of unit of measure that translates to almost or close.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure he’s the only guy on the planet that said it.
It's common enough. It's a contraction of pretty near. [Reply]
"Do you want to get a picnic basket booboo"
"It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra"
"I'd rather beat off with barbed wire"
"I'm about to go postal" [Reply]
Originally Posted by Buehler445:
Grandpa always used to say (put-in-eer) I have no idea how you’d spell that. Anyway, it was some sort of unit of measure that translates to almost or close.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure he’s the only guy on the planet that said it.
Purty-neer
Dad and grand pa would say "let's cut a chogie" or "It's time to cut a chogie, boy" [Reply]