Most weeks it varies which football team in the National Football League that I would most like to see lose the competition in which they play. For instance, last week the team I hoped would lose their match more than any other team was the Washington Football Team. This week, that honor goes to the Tennessee Titans, who coincidentally are matched up against my most favorite football team, the Kansas City Chiefs!!!
Some people have asked me, "Jew boy, aren't you scared of King Henry?" My answer: "FUCK NO!!!!" I can barely tell apart King Henry from Queen Latifah, except Queen Latifah doesn't have a shit burrito hanging off the back of her head. Seriously, it looks like someone went on a 3 month all-cheese diet, had one meal at Taco Bell, and attached the result's to the back of a football helmet. Not to mention the fact the Titans won't be able to run the ball after the Chiefs take an early lead, and the field is covered in carcosa's CUM!!!
Long story short, we are going to give the Titans a Philadelphia sidecar, and most likely end up winning this game 69-0!!!
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...
It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!...
What the f--k happened to the Chiefsplanet I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, Rain Man, we might get in trouble.' Well, just kiss my a** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.
Are your u giving us the same speech Bill Murray gave in the movie Stripes? I’m game. Do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do. On the other hand, I don’t think it’s going to work. [Reply]
Mahomes is trying to do way too much at this point. He's pressing due to how shit the rest of this team is. There's no reason to keep running there and even take that hit there, not in a game like this. [Reply]
At this point, I'm kind of hoping for just a historic ass-whooping. Like SO BAD that there can't be any bullshit answers. Like beyond embarassing. [Reply]
