My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show.
It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
He's talking to a guy who called Dabo Swinney a fraud - so I doubt too many take the content on that show too seriously.
Um, the guy he's talking to doesn't really make a difference. It came out of his mouth.
Unless he magically forgot football just because he went on Cowherd's show or something. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I used to date Pats fan's mom.
She was an interesting and talented lady.
My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show.
It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing.
JC Jackson was a starter in exactly 0 of those games.
Total pass yards is an imbecilic stat to use, too. We allow the 3rd fewest yards per pass in the league, and have the 7th lowest QB passer rating allowed of any team in the league. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
What you need is our streak of not giving up 30 points in 34 straight home games to come to an end or your playoff run will come to an end.
You aren't holding us below 30.
If the Patriots fail to reach a first down until midway through the 4th quarter I could see us stopping at 28 or 29. [Reply]
Originally Posted by WhamBlock:
JC Jackson was a starter in exactly 0 of those games.
Total pass defense is an imbecilic stat to use, too. We allow the 3rd fewest yards per pass in the league, and have the 7th lowest QB passer rating allowed of any team in the league.
So JC Jackson would prevented Bortles from going 375 on you eh?
You claimed you have a strong CB group but you keep bringing up 1 guy.
Mahomes torched you for 9.8 yards per attempt. Unless JC stands for Jesus Christ Himself it aint going to matter. [Reply]
Originally Posted by WhamBlock:
JC Jackson was a starter in exactly 0 of those games.
Total pass yards is an imbecilic stat to use, too. We allow the 3rd fewest yards per pass in the league, and have the 7th lowest QB passer rating allowed of any team in the league.
Well yeah.......... You play in the AFC East soooo [Reply]
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
What you need is our streak of not giving up 30 points in 34 straight home games to come to an end or your playoff run will come to an end.
