I've taken quite a few potshots at Womble and other brits here through the years. I figure we may as well have a dedicated thread for all things Brit failure. Please feel free to add any and all hilarious british things here. Like how poor they are, or how bad their teeth are, or needing 124 licenses to exist! I'll start us off with a FB group I'm in sharing an illegal weapon!!!
Originally Posted by Donger:
See, Brits view Americans like a younger brother. One who is smarter, better looking, much more successful, drives a nicer car, has hotter women and so on.
My child, one of the great past times of British folk is to share stories of American stupidity to emphasise British superiority and to be snobby. Not something I do myself because Americans are alright really. But to say that Brits sit at home imagining how much better it would be if they were American is mental...I guess that makes you mental. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
My child, one of the great past times of British folk is to share stories of American superiority to emphasise British inferiority and to be snobby. Not something I do myself because Americans are alright really. But to say that Brits sit at home imagining how much better it would be if they were American is mental...I guess that makes you mental.
Originally Posted by Donger:
I supported mitigation efforts, sure. Just like those chaps in 1918, and they didn't even know it was a virus. It's just common sense. Which you don't have.
No, my actions tell the same tale. Want me to find some of my posts about the British monarchy? You don't, I assure you.
Originally Posted by Womble:
Great thread. Hate limeys, especially Donger.
Been to England a couple times, LIMEYS hate us. Yet, they import our culture as if it were their own. I know someone who keeps saying we export our culture, I say BS. You cant export something they they don't want to import. They blame us for everything and get very pissed off when you remind them they would be speaking German if if weren't for the USofA. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard:
Been to England a couple times, LIMEYS hate us. Yet, they import our culture as if it were their own. I know someone who keeps saying we export our culture, I say BS. You cant export something they they don't want to import. They blame us for everything and get very pissed off when you remind them they would be speaking German if if weren't for the USofA.
There’s a big divide in the UK, a lot of the northerners can’t stand southerners. [Reply]