Zombie Thread I'm drunk - Page 6

Well, I'm reasonably sober now. Geez, I couldn't type worth a damn earlier. You would think JOhn was posting or something.
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Originally Posted by Miles Teg:
Nah i lost my respect for it when it made me spew on one to many occasions.

I have the utmost respect for black label so co, especially a bottle that's aged about 3 years.

Judging from how I feel this AM, I won't be paying a visit to that bottle anytime soon.
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So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?
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Originally Posted by Coach:
So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

My stomach's tad on the queasy side, but other than that I feel fine.
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Originally Posted by Coach:
So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

No hangover. Just smoked too much and my nose is full of nasty garbage...
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Hey, you're a lot of fun. But I nailed it didn't I. And Yes, my degree is in psychology. I'm guessing you at 5'6". And a lot of people work hard for their money but don't fit this particular model.

I'v grown to like your wit also,,,,,and I wish I was 5'6,,,only 5'4 with shoes on and 118 pounds,,yea I know I am fat. :-)
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
What kind of big truck do you have? I still might be persuaded to consider a casual relationship even though I think you're kinda snippy.

Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me:
Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!

PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.
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Originally Posted by morphius:
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:-)
Hey Morph, you forgot to Photoshop a fat ugly chick on the bed.
:-)
Nice work though. :-)
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.

Exactly what have you been wanting?:-)
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Originally Posted by chiefs4me:
Exactly what have you been wanting?:-)

That.
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Phil's on a lifelong mission to have as many people as possible see his penis.

I don't think he actually cares if he wins or loses the dick measuring contest w/ your husband... so long as everybody looks.

What the hell do you know?
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260:
Phil's on a lifelong mission to have as many people as possible see his penis.

I don't think he actually cares if he wins or loses the dick measuring contest w/ your husband... so long as everybody looks.

Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne:
Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.

I have a backstage pass, but thanks for caring.
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To avoid hangovers: DRINK LOTSA WATER. Drink a lotta water when you booze, and drink a lotta water when you wake up. The nephrons in your kidneys reabsorb 80% of the water that passes through the glomerulus in what is called "obliglatory reabsorption," an osmotic side effect of ionic reabsorbtion. Reabsorbtion of the other 20% is governed by anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) at the distal convoluted tubule. 'Cept for one problem.... alcohol renders ADH useless. Thats why you piss so much when you imbibe. Ya just get dehydrated and get a headache and feel like crap. The only way to counteract the effect is to rehydrate as much as possible. So... when you drink... drink water! And after you drink.... drink water!
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