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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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BigMeatballDave 10:34 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Dear god, that was the best date ever.

The dog's expression matches my own.
Well...
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Hammock Parties 10:43 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Well...
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER


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BigMeatballDave 11:19 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

Cool. Are you going to see her again?
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Hammock Parties 11:21 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Cool. Are you going to see her again?
99.9 percent sure.

Chicks are hard to read.

But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"

I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.

At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....

HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!
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BigMeatballDave 11:26 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
99.9 percent sure.

Chicks are hard to read.

But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"

I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.

At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....

HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!
That sounds cheesy as hell. Fortunately, a lot of women eat that shit up. :-)
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Hammock Parties 11:28 PM 10-24-2009
It's pretty weird actually, I've run by that pond a lot and thought to myself "wow it'd be great to make out with a chick here."
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Hammock Parties 11:36 PM 10-24-2009
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE
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patteeu 11:41 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE
Good for you. :-)
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Hammock Parties 11:47 PM 10-24-2009
Also, she kept putting her hand in my back pockets. What's up with that?
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Discuss Thrower 11:59 PM 10-24-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Annnnnnnnnd she's returning texts.

IT COULD BE LOVE
I'm pulling a Kanye on this one, and I harbor no ill will towards GoChiefs, but.

Man this is BULLSHIT.
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Hammock Parties 12:05 AM 10-25-2009
Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988:
I'm pulling a Kanye on this one, and I harbor no ill will towards GoChiefs, but.

Man this is BULLSHIT.

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Delano 08:39 AM 10-25-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
And just like that, I have a date.

With a very hot girl.

See you yokels later.
Where did the picture go? :-)
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rockymtnchief 08:50 AM 10-25-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

So you "kissed her like the world was coming to an end" just after you got a hummer?:-)

Did you have Listerene in the glove box?
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Mr. Flopnuts 06:33 PM 10-29-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, this is fun. Nothing like talking to a former escort, who apparently wants to shag your brains out. I know, I know, it's likely a ruse and she'll probably make me pay. We'll see.
You're so much smoother than you used to be. Good job.
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Mr. Flopnuts 06:35 PM 10-29-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.

And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.

When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.

BEST DATE EVER

That was seriously an awesome exchange to open. If the date went that well things are looking good.
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