Oh yeah. It doesn't usually work, but when it works it works. But in all seriousness, it's from Anchorman, chief.
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Which he will never learn talking to them online. I swear, the boy needs to go out, wherever, and hit on someone.
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19? Wow. I haven't had a 19 yo since I was 25...
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I doubt I will. We exchanged one message. She hasn't replied to my reply to her reply.

Flaky flaky flaky. But at least you know 19-year olds want sex.
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In hindsight I may have talked too much about Star Trek the other night at dinner.

But she brought it up!
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She brought it up? I bet you JIYP.
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Dude she cried when Kirk's daddy died!

I started writing out my marriage vows.
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:-)
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let me go ahead and lay out my disfunction regarding trying to develop relationships, etc...

If a girl isn't equally as anxious to meet me as I am them, I turn the lamp OFF. And this has been my problem all along, I have no idea how to fix it, I'm not sure WHY i do that, BUT, I'm sure that I DO, do that. Now ... I'm not saying i'm all that, or anything, but, my companion will naturally be anxious to meet me or interested in finding out chemestry, etc...

If it doesn't work like that, it's almost as if I'm offended. This is a MAJOR problem of mine, MAJOR. But, I'm trying to work on it.

BUT - Anyone thinking dating hasen't substantially changed over 5 years, is just plain dumb, or blind, or def (i guess)

I'm seriously STILL frustrated too, I sometimes wish I WERE gay.
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That's what's so weird. This girl drove like an hour to see me. I couldn't find the Starbucks, called her, and she was like "I can't find it either!" She didn't bail.

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I'm seriously STILL frustrated too, I sometimes wish I WERE gay.

Gay guys have it easy. I could score so much ass if I were gay. I could have a different stud blowing me every night of the week.

And in the case of bi guys, I could fuck their girlfriends, too!
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Really? Man... who knew?
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Yay, I have another date. This one is 19. Unff. Tomorrow night! PUSSY HUNT '09 MARCHES ON!
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Buttman does RIO!!!
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Lad, pull down their pants insert your sausage pump groan smile say goodbye leave ....
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