Originally Posted by tman:
Have you ever ran into any bears in the woods? Did they ask you if poo stuck to your skin?
Was in GNP last month hiking. Had to do my business so stepped off the trail for some privacy. After doing my business I go to walk back to trail and notice about 5 feet from where I am standing is a very fresh pile from a grizzly. Was still moist and steaming. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
I don't know if any of you have ever tried actually wiping your ass with leaves.
It doesn't work in case you were wondering.
In Arkansas the bus going to the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS), stopped at a gas station. The stalls filled fast and one individual went behind the gas station to take a dump and wiped his behind with dry leaves.
When they arrived at MEPS and started going through their physicals, they had to bend over and spread their buttcheeks. One doctor said to the other, “this one is from so far back in the woods he has a squirrel’s nest in his ass.”
They all called him squirrel nuts the rest of the day. [Reply]