Every day I will provide you all with one tip to improve your life.
I think you all will find this most useful. Prepare to have your life changed.
This OP will track all of my tips.
Please note, I am not interested in a discussion and will not reply to any of your responses. Take it and improve or leave it and continue to sink. *Edit - rule relaxed and I'll sometimes reply to or insult participants.
Originally Posted by Eureka:
That's why it's a SLANG term.
For Example: the word Fairy is a mythical creature but If I called you a fairy it means you're a pillow bitter.
Womble isn't a slang term dude. Just because you read something on the internet doesn't make it a real slang word. Cockwomble is slang for an idiot and a womble is a mythical creature that picks up litter on Wimbledon Common. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
When walking on the pavement I will always walk on the side with the cars driving towards me. In the UK that means the right hand side but for the US that would mean the left hand side. I do this because you can see what the vehicles travelling in your direction are doing. If there's someone driving erratically *cough Rashee* then you just won't pick that up if it's coming from behind you, whereas if the vehicle is coming towards you, you'll at least have a few seconds to react and get out of the way.
Could save your life. Maybe.
What do you do if you’ve already wiped 5 times, but you’re still getting shit on the paper? [Reply]
If you're away in a different city and you feel the urge to shite coming on, do yourself a favour and don't subject yourself to the grim and dehumanising experience that comes with public toilets. Get your phone out, search for the nearest 4 or 5 star hotel, walk in confidentially past the check in desks into the lobby and locate the ground floor restrooms. You'll likely be the only one in the whole restroom so you can let it rip like a tactical nuke. The hotel will probably have those fancy handwash gels for washing your hands too. A step up from Kohl's. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
If you're away in a different city and you feel the urge to shite coming on, do yourself a favour and don't subject yourself to the grim and dehumanising experience that comes with public toilets. Get your phone out, search for the nearest 4 or 5 star hotel, walk in confidentially past the check in desks into the lobby and locate the ground floor restrooms. You'll likely be the only one in the whole restroom so you can let it rip like a tactical nuke. The hotel will probably have those fancy handwash gels for washing your hands too. A step up from Kohl's.
Be a real man and hold it in until it's a fucking emergency, then go to the nearest convenience store restroom and disgust everyone without giving a shit. [Reply]
Originally Posted by ThrobProng:
Be a real man and hold it in until it's a ****ing emergency, then go to the nearest convenience store restroom and disgust everyone without giving a shit.
It's a life tip, not an American life tip. If you're in a place where the locals don't speak English like Tokyo or Glasgow, then how are you going to get a guy to let you into his backroom toilet in his shitty shop if you can't speak the lingo?
Find yourself a nice hotel and shit to your arse's content. Trust me on this one bruv, I've almost certainly got far more public defecation life experience that you. I consider myself a toilet connoisseur. [Reply]