Chiefs Frank Clark no longer fucking sucks - Page 48

Ok, guys. Frank has stopped drinking and is serious about this season. I can’t stop drinking for more than 8hrs at a time so Clark’s abstinence is notable and impressive. He and Andy had a heart to heart, shared some cheeseburgers (Frank is probably now also vegan and went Impossible Burger), chugged some Mr. Pibb, and came to an understanding.

Watch his presser from today. It’s probably one of the most real and honest things I’ve seen from a player. If you’re rooting against Frank Clark after that you’re probably either repressing some demons in your life or are related to Red Dawg.

This is a safe space to celebrate Frank Clark this season. 8 sack minimum. Let’s build this guy up rather than choosing to spend the season breaking him down.

Join me on the Shark bandwagon. There’s blood in the water.

And the obligatory: keep doubting Frank fucking Clark.
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Pretty remarkable stuff.

It's the same as the "Look - Moore was open!!" crowd.

Did you know that Frank Clark is the only DE in football who gets held and it isn't called? Never happens - only to Frank Clark. Completely unique to him because of that fabulous spin move that just leaves guys grasping at air.

Guy played like shit again yesterday. He's played like shit every week since he came back with the exception of a starting quality game against Houston (and I've already talked about how that game was actually not even that great to begin with).

Hasn't had a pass rush grade over 65 since he returned from his suspension and has averaged 60.4 over that time. Has averaged a 61.25 run grade over that time. Averaged a 57 tackling grade since the suspension.

"HE'S IMPROVING!!!!"

People are seeing things that just are not there with this guy. And it's been that way since we acquired him. I don't get it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...this is not fair!
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Well, at least this thread has become funny.

LOL
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They said clark out with a groin. I couldn't tell he was ever in
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Thank god for that bye week. Not sure how this team can get by without Clark.
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I guess he was Frank the shart today,not the shark.
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Last game as a Chief?
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Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Last game as a Chief?

We still have 3 games left over the next 5 weeks so no.
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I owe a couple of you $100. But we all know this was his game to shine so you only really won on a technicality + Uzi violation.
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So I guess he still does suck after all.
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Did he hurt his groin 3 years ago is that why he's never played for us?
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Take your time, Frank. No need to rush back.
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Groin injury.

So the brokedick broke his dick?

Seems about right.
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Go on vacation with CEH.
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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief:
If you want more action, I would take $100 and the over with you? I would donate all $100 to CP.

Hey DPLBGT...

I was implying all was to go to CP if I lost and you would do the same if I won... I will provide proof I sent $100 to CP today and if you want to mooch CP out of the money, thats on you. Also, no where does it say Regular season, so if Frank gets 3 sacks in the playoffs you can pay CP $100 as well.
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Originally Posted by TwistedChief:
I owe a couple of you $100. But we all know this was his game to shine so you only really won on a technicality + Uzi violation.

:-)

You're a good cat, TC.
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