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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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wutamess 09:47 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
A chick wanted to have sex. You happened to be available.

When a chick wants to have sex with you it's because she's been courted and seduced by your charm, wit, and looks.

There's a gigantic difference and the latter is hugely more rewarding.

Stop hating the fact he got his dick wet no matter the circumstances.
I don't find either to be more rewarding. It's all a nutt no matter how you look at it.
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Buck 09:48 AM 07-01-2009
Clay, you aren't gay.

Most guys don't finish their first time...too anxious.

Next time your with her see if she'll let you put it in her butt (if your cool w/ that). You'll finish for sure.

Then you can find another, better chick.
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wutamess 09:50 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Clay, you aren't gay.

Most guys don't finish their first time...too anxious.

Next time your with her see if she'll let you put it in her butt (if your cool w/ that). You'll finish for sure.
:-)
Translation: Clay you're not gay. Stick it in her ass and you'll be sure to nutt.
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Mr. Flopnuts 09:56 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Gee, I hope everyone will buy my story that I had disappointing sex. It means so much to me!

PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious fag EVER.
:-) Oh dear God. The confusion has set in at 28 years old.
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The Franchise 09:56 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Clay, you aren't gay.

Most guys don't finish their first time...too anxious.

Next time your with her see if she'll let you put it in her butt (if your cool w/ that). You'll finish for sure.

Then you can find another, better chick.
I didn't finish my first time. The second time out the gate however....was a different story.
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Katipan 09:56 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
:-)
Translation: Clay you're not gay. Stick it in her ass and you'll be sure to nutt.
:-) :-)
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Dallas Chief 09:57 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
You were so flaccid you couldn't satisfy her?
Dude.
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Mile High Mania 09:58 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Gee, I hope everyone will buy my story that I had disappointing sex. It means so much to me!

PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious pillowbiter EVER.
Would be?
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DeezNutz 10:01 AM 07-01-2009
Eh.

Use this experience as the first step toward standing on your own two feet, metaphorically and literally.
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Hammock Parties 10:14 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:

Then you can find another, better chick.
She's coming down here in two weeks. She's 23.

START THE COUNTDOWN!

BTW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKERS!

Originally Posted by GoChiefs:

2) I will get laid within a month. I GUARANTEE IT.

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Buck 10:18 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She's coming down here in two weeks. She's 23.

START THE COUNTDOWN!

BTW, I ****ING TOLD YOU ****ERS!
You better go screw that Milf as many times as you can...Experience is a plus.
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Phobia 10:20 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
Stop hating the fact he got his dick wet no matter the circumstances.
I don't find either to be more rewarding. It's all a nutt no matter how you look at it.
I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.
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Hammock Parties 10:21 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.
Truly you are enlightened.
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Buck 10:22 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.
Dude take the stick out of your ass.

Hes young and inexperienced. He shouldn't be fooling around w/ anyone he cares about yet. That'd end in disaster.
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wutamess 10:23 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
I don't hate it. Good for him. It's been a long time coming.

I find sex with somebody I care about to be significantly more rewarding than sex with a random PoA.
So he's just starting out. Lots of us lost our virginity to someone we didn't care about.
His true love (boy or girl) will come.
I tend to think random PoA is great. Sex with the same person for 8+ years can leave you fantasizing about the random PoA you used to get.
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