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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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DaKCMan AP 08:21 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
No fucking way.

I just looked at her house on google street view. It's in a nice neighborhood. Reminds of my digs in Dallas.
By 'my' you mean 'your parents'.
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Hammock Parties 08:22 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Michael Jackson has a better chance at getting his carrot wet tonight.

And he's dead.

And Macaulay Culkin isn't horny.
SHE SAID

I COULD STAY AS LONG AS I WANTED

10 MINUTES AGO

HELLO?
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Donger 08:23 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
SHE SAID

I COULD STAY AS LONG AS I WANTED

10 MINUTES AGO

HELLO?
You aren't going anywhere near her, GoChiefs. Not tonight and not tomorrow. Not ever.

You are outmatched.
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Hammock Parties 08:25 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
You aren't going anywhere near her, GoChiefs. Not tonight and not tomorrow. Not ever.

You are outmatched.
If I'm sitting here at 11 I admit defeat.
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Donger 08:28 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
If I'm sitting here at 11 I admit defeat.
Your admission is neither required nor desired.
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Hammock Parties 08:29 PM 06-30-2009
But my emission IS, motherfucker!
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RJ 08:36 PM 06-30-2009
I check in on this thread now and again. Does anyone ever get laid?
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Hammock Parties 08:37 PM 06-30-2009
luv does. She doesn't talk about it.
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Mr. Flopnuts 08:41 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHERFUCKER :-)
Dude. You better not be home right now.
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Mr. Flopnuts 08:43 PM 06-30-2009
She just said you could stay as long as you wanted. Pack a bag and head on over dawg.
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Hammock Parties 08:44 PM 06-30-2009
Oh, her fucking nephews had a friend over. He's just now leaving. FINALLY.

Now the fucking nephews can go to fucking bed. How long will THAT take.

Jesus Christ. STUPID KIDS!
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Mr. Flopnuts 08:45 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Oh, her fucking nephews had a friend over. He's just now leaving. FINALLY.

Now the fucking nephews can go to fucking bed. How long will THAT take.

Jesus Christ. STUPID KIDS!
That's cool though. Hopefully she's been drinking.
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RJ 08:45 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
luv does. She doesn't talk about it.

Good for her, I'm happy to hear it.
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Mr. Flopnuts 08:46 PM 06-30-2009
This girl reminds me of someone. I'm trying to put my finger on it.
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Hammock Parties 08:47 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
This girl reminds me of someone. I'm trying to put my finger on it.
Some white girl with a great ass and great tits?
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