xztop123 12:53 AM 08-04-2014
outside of social circles?
i';ve been going out every weekend for the past 2 years. Not much to speak of in terms of success. PUA attempted
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Perineum Ripper 03:18 PM 08-19-2014
I found your soul mate..you guys were made for each other
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Pasta Little Brioni 07:21 PM 08-19-2014
She wouldn't even fuck this douche.
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PunkinDrublic 09:28 PM 08-20-2014
I can't believe I've ignored this thead. I need an update. Did you get a little stink on the old hang low or what?
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NewChief 09:29 PM 08-20-2014
Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic :
He's been too busy measuring his chin to get laid.
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xztop123 09:05 AM 08-23-2014
So all I need to do is stop taking selfies and I'll start bedding 2 new girls a month?
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redfan 09:37 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123 :
Extremely doubtful.
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Originally Posted by xztop123 :
Bit of advice if you are real.
Don't be a douche just relax be yourself and let nature take its course.
If all that fails buy a blow up doll.
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xztop123 10:52 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by srvy :
So can I wear hats to cover up my balding?
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hometeam 10:56 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123 :
I say keep making excuses about how you look, maybe that'll work for ya.
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xztop123 10:58 AM 08-23-2014
Not making excuses, you guys have to keep in mind that i've been on like 50-100 dates in the past 2 years... it's an insane amount of dates
Im like a fucking borderline expert on this in some regards... even if im an idiot the human brain picks up on stuff when this is all you do
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xztop123 10:59 AM 08-23-2014
An excuse, by definition is a reason NOT TO do something.
I will be out all day, today, hitting on girls
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Don Corlemahomes 10:59 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123 :
Originally Posted by hometeam :
Yeah, this ****in' guy has an abortion of a tattoo across his entire pale chest and he finds a way to get laid.
Must be the chin.
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redfan 11:01 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by hometeam :
This is a plan worth developing. Thread burst regained?
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hometeam 11:03 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by xztop123 :
Yea you seem like an expert on the subject, care to teach us how to get laid?
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hometeam 11:04 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist :
No fucking shit.
TBH, OP is about as good looking as me, which is not a compliment or a shot, its just average.
And I have bedded more girls than I can count.
I mean, I'm no expert or anything, so it must be the chin~
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