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Hall of Classics>I have a date.
luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Chiefs=Champions 07:53 PM 06-30-2009
Go Clay Go! USE THE FORCE!!!
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Hammock Parties 07:54 PM 06-30-2009
Gonna take a shower. IT'S GETTIN WET ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!
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JOhn 07:56 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
if he gets nervous and can't get it up that would be epic fail
:-):-)
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Hammock Parties 08:08 PM 06-30-2009
"U can stay as long as you want to."

WHEN DOES THE STAY BEGIN BITCH?

CHRIST!
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sedated 08:08 PM 06-30-2009
"I think he might be fooling us all, though."

"Really?"

"I actually think he might be, like, some genius and this is like some big, like, hilarious...like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit. So he told us all he's a virgin."

"He might be an idiot savant, but he's not clever enough to go that deep."


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Donger 08:09 PM 06-30-2009
CP's Old Faithful.
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Hammock Parties 08:09 PM 06-30-2009
Who were you conversing with? :-)
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Donger 08:10 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Gonna take a shower. IT'S GETTIN WET ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!
Did you procure "love juice"?
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Hammock Parties 08:10 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
CP's Old Faithful.
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHERFUCKER :-)
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Donger 08:11 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
THE NIGHT IS STILL YOUNG MOTHER****ER :-)
Not really. Is it not 9:11 CDT?
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Hammock Parties 08:11 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Not really. Is it not 9:11 CDT?
First pitch moved back to 10 PM CDT
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Donger 08:12 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
First pitch moved back to 10 PM CDT
You poor thing.
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Sure-Oz 08:17 PM 06-30-2009
Watch, she'll say she wants to go to a downtown hotel at 11pm instead, better check the traffic updates
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Hammock Parties 08:18 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
Watch, she'll say she wants to go to a downtown hotel at 11pm instead, better check the traffic updates
No fucking way.

I just looked at her house on google street view. It's in a nice neighborhood. Reminds of my digs in Dallas.
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Donger 08:21 PM 06-30-2009
Michael Jackson has a better chance at getting his carrot wet tonight.

And he's dead.

And Macaulay Culkin isn't horny.
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