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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
I didn't tell the first guy I slept with I was a virgin either. Somehow, he kinda figured it out.
It'll be too late by the time she figures it out. I suggest telling her after you give her a facial.
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Kyle DeLexus 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I get the sense she would be into it. Most of the older ladies are. But I'm not taking any chances. If I have to piss her off to do it, SO BE IT.
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.
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Delano 05:49 PM 06-30-2009
Clayton, have you been fucking the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:50 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Clayton, have you been fucking the slit between your box spring and mattress for practice?
Better yet, dry hump a feather down pillow.
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Hammock Parties 05:50 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
Just do like on grandma's boy and confess after when your laying in bed.....wear a condom.
I might tell her afterwards, yes.

On IM. Or perhaps text. Like a knife in the dark.
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Hammock Parties 05:51 PM 06-30-2009
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
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Delano 05:52 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:54 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Hammock Parties 05:54 PM 06-30-2009
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
This. If she says she's busy tell her the time is now.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES
YES!!!!!! Text me first fucker.
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Hammock Parties 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Don't take no for an answer, pussy.
When a door closes....

FUCK THE KEYHOLE
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Delano 05:55 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
"hey" she texts

Let's see what has gone awry. I am destined to FAIL you know.
'hey .. my husband and me are back together

sorry looser'
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Hammock Parties 05:57 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
YES!!!!!! Text me first fucker.
It'll be a race between you and sedated. And luv. Simply Red will get a text, too, but he has no PC at home.

Too bad I can't text from my mind, like Neo.
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Delano 05:57 PM 06-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
NOPE

"Everything still good?"

SHE WANTS IT

T-MINUS 2 HRS

GENTLEMEN START YOUR CELL PHONES

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