Just stating the facts. I'm not buying her dinner.
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I have made my guess of GoChiefs' excuse in the form of a rep comment to Tribal Warfare.
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Might as well go on the record publicly.

I think he'll get nervous, and his shit won't work. To cover this, he'll claim that he only wanted a hummer.

Or

The cougar will realize pretty quickly that she's dealing with an absolute amateur and show him the door after checking her battery supply.
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I think he's getting his dick wet tonight. It'll last 30 seconds and she'll kick him out, but he's tappin booty today.
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I'm not giving him any ideas for excuses.
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Does she know she's bringing over an amateur?
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Clayton, I'll be praying for your success. Praying to our lord, Jehovah.
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I think he's getting his dick wet, too.






When he showers.
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No, she's a nice cougar. And after she blows me, and I blow from that, I bet I last at LEAST five minutes after the first actual act of penetration.

BANK ON IT!
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She has no clue. It's best that way.
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MASSIVE MEMBER FLOAT

TO THE HEAVEEEEEEEEEEENS
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:-) Nice.

Well, honestly this can go one of two ways. When I lost my virginity I was so fucking nervous I couldn't come. Of course, it could've been the Wooly Mammoth underneath me too, but I prefer to look back on it as virgin anxiety. Hope for that.
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I get the sense she would be into it. Most of the older ladies are. But I'm not taking any chances. If I have to piss her off to do it, SO BE IT.
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I didn't tell the first guy I slept with I was a virgin either. Somehow, he kinda figured it out.
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She'll know soon.
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