EDIT: Timeline below.
1. Darlington & Schefter report Brady is retiring.
2. TB12, Tom’s brand/company, tweet (then later delete) about his retirement.
3. Toms teammates tweet about his retirement.
4. Tom’s agent, dad, Arians, and Licht all say Tom hasn’t decided yet.
5. Ian Rappaport says many sources confirm Tom plans to retire but the pushback is due to timing.
6. Tom announces retirement again in 2023. [Reply]
Why would he retire? I'm looking at several teams schedules and it looks like about 75% of the teams in the NFL are absolute trash. The division the Bucs are in might send a team to the playoffs with a 6-11 record.
And after listening to the announcers make excuses for his age, it sounds like the NFL is all in on keeping him around. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
eww, no. That would ruin her for me. I could never raw dog her if I knew Brady had put his wee-wee inside my future ex-wife.
She's already been fucked by half of Hollywood. She's been ruined for a while now. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Mecca:
I don't trust Jalen Hurts enough to make plays in big games to say it's Philly to the Bowl, at this point I'd lean Minnesota.
Give me Hurts over Cousins.
And that’s me eating a shitload of crow. I thought Hurts had NOTHING that translated to the NFL. So yum. But give me Hurts over Cousins.
Originally Posted by Red Dawg:
Won't happen. Brady is old and will look for the easy road. AFC is loaded so it's NFC or nothing. Only SF has the roster he would like. If not them then he's done.
You really think either:
1. Brady will go to a system shanahanarat Jr won’t let him control?
OR
2. Shanahanarat Jr will let him do his shit in Shanahanarats offense.
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"
I am 50. I would touch her all day but she is used up like a shot glass that been passed around a bar. That hole gotta be loosely goosey. [Reply]
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
Typical CPer, 55, male pattern baldness, borderline morbidly obese: "I wouldn't touch Kate Beckinsale with a 10' pole. Yuck!"
Rewind 10 years ago and she was easily topping my list. I voted for her every round in that CP celebrity competition. But then she had a mid life crisis and started fucking everything that had a dick that was mildly famous. If your typical CPer was an extra in a movie and went viral they probably had a chance at a week long fling.
She's still attractive and I wouldn't say no to the opportunity but she went from a dream girl to someone I would leave in the middle of the night real quick. [Reply]
Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED:
That poor kid is going to need so much therapy. Brady is such a piece of shit. I just hope the sexual abuse isn’t as bad as it really did seem. I mean it’s something we joke about, but if he has to live with Brady alone…I’m legitimately worried about him.
The kid lives with his mom most of the time in NY. He just sees Tommyboy on occasion. Sure enough, Mom's paltry $25M is a drop in the bucket to Giselle, but they get by. [Reply]
