I prefer the sasquatch
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The 2 screaming "I wanna rape someone".
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Hmm
This is why I would immediately sleep with the biggest drug dealer.
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Nothing wetter than Wookie nookie
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My wife and granddaughter and I were in Grand lake CO a couple years ago and a bear walked out of the bushes about 10 feet from us. My wife started to run and as I was telling her just back away slowly, a guy walks up and tells us oh don’t worry that bear is harmless.
I asked him so are you a biologist, “ no”, a Park Ranger, “no”, so just a bear expert then, “ no I’m not even from hear just a tourist”.
Clearly the man was the most dangerous in that situation.
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
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I didn't believe Zach about his girth til he fucked a chipotle burritto for me his dick could not fit inside of it
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Doesn't anyone remember the Steven King Novel and movie Misery?


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Pitch your tent next to a bear's den and see what happens.
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Why would we put ourselves in that position?
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He basically said it's your fault if something bad happens.
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Better yet try and pet cubs in front of Sow and see what happens.

Percentage of bear attack deaths would be interesting between Papa bear and Mama bear.
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Papa bear will eat the cubs before acknowledging a human near by.
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I bet there is easily 1/2 million women with scars on their knees who've already said this exact sentence.
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I'll take the bear over a pitbull any day though.
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