If anyone wants to see her profile, send me a PM (you need to be registered on OKC).
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Don't. Just go out with her since you like her. Who cares what these bums think? They're not going.
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I heard girls with Asperger's like it in the ass. Find out if it's true.
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I had an experience today that would have made your little sticker peck out. I knocked on the customer's door and it opened to reveal a goddess in tight cutoffs. 19 or 20 years old with raven hair and a great body. Pretty face too. She was as tall as I am (5'10") only her legs are much longer than mine. This doesn't happen very often. I'm going back tomorrow.
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Make sure you cum all over her ass and then say "there you go, baby, some mayo for your assburger".
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Cue the pron music.
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I would love to use that line.
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I have now kissed two girls.
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That's only notable if it was at the same time.
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ALERT THE MEDIA
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You're making progress. You may score in about 25 years
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The best part is she was hotter than her photos. She walked in that door and I felt like screaming "IS THAT FOR ME??!?!?!"
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Nice work!
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The best part is she swears like a sailor and hates God.
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Fuck her. NOW!
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