What book / movie about a US submarine featured the side story of a mad crapper?

It was midgets

Obama raping midgets.

Oh, I'm fucking sorry... Did I say I was Raping Obama? I must've been fucking mistaken. Several thousandin deductions... Here's 2% for you're trouble, white boy.
Lolz.
FML
I'm moving to Australlia. Hey, Aussie Chief, can we rent your garage?

I can not state my hate for organzine religions. Being forced to watch just pisses me off. Not much on this early.

You can still be saved Brotha bevis....for the low price of nineteen ninety nine. Cash only please.

I love muffins.

For them sweet beats

I thought all thought was random.

I change by not changing at all.

i realized today that the draft is 30 days away and i couldnt be less excited if I tried. alex smith took away our second rounder and killed the excitement I had for number 1 overall. even if they go QB he wont play. how lame. glad i went big screen

I have to admit this to someone: I need help. I have trouble sleeping at night because I'm spending time in college (on top of the degree I already have) for a career I might never break into and is nothing but misery.

If anyone's willing to Marty McFly me back five or six years ago, now would be the perfect time. Please.


Help.

Damn Australian soccer has gone downhill in recent years. Tim Cahill's and Mark Schwarzer's faces always just say "Back in my day we could ****ing beat a team like Oman"

I just took a poop worthy of making my own thread about it. I just random post it here.




I feel much better now thank you.

On April Fools Day, people are tricked into believing something that isn't true. Which kind of makes it a religious holiday, don't ya think?