i only leave the house for food
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Pfffft ...

I worked my entire life and (considering my corporeality as a fully-sworn, inveterate heathen) held myself almost entirely sinless and unsullied throughout, sir, in order that I might post on this site without fear of reproval or reprimand.

So, to each his own or GTFO, Mr. -King-.

FAX THE HIGHLY SELF-AWARE
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Well done. :-)
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Brooke?

Is that you fat bitch?
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I heard the California earthquakes are a result of Brooke visiting and stepping inside In ‘N Out burger multiple times a day.
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Big Nasty gets everything uber eats.
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I like this the best. It's more effective than the fat shaming (and believe me, I'm all about fat shaming).
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Yeah, it was a toss up between this or informing her that fighter jets have a weight limit.
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Dont forget to invite Rosen to the party...without him, the story never sees the light of day.

He's actually more responsible than anyone...doesn't excuse the "he's guilty" tone the reporters used or the racist undertones.

Someone should ask him who's the next athlete he's going to attempt to destroy...for a bump in viewership.
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I know someone here has a great bomb to drop here.

Is it time for Stranger Things 4 yet?

— Brooke Pryor (@bepryor) July 7, 2019

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That won't end well. :-)
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How did we get this superficial, sorority reject as a beat writer...it's like being stuck in an elevator with someone who wont shut up...rambling on about nothing. You start to fantasize about duct taping their mouth shut...or throwing them down an empty shaft.

That last part is probably is truly unrealistic...not sure she'd fit.
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We need Billy and a demigorgan to take her.
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A demigorgan obviously took her mother...
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There is an answer but, it would result in a fairly quick move to DC and I am not going to be that guy.
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