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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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DeezNutz 10:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
It's weird. I've known a couple of guys who were overweight during those vital teenage years that have lost a ton of weight in their 20's. They think that hot women owe them something. They were bitches to them, so now they're allowed to be assholes to fat chicks.
Pendulum effect.

Common life occurrence.
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luv 10:07 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Ok. Fuck. :-)

I've never heard eleventeen before.
You haven't?
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DeezNutz 10:08 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
You haven't?
I wouldn't fib on an intraweb.
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luv 10:09 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Phat girlz that get skinny and "hawt" tend to have a little different attitude as well, until they get run through the ringer, run back to the ring dings and start to look like they were stung by bees again.
I must be biased then. I've never known any females like that. I guess it could happen though. Does this mean I get to start being a bitch next year?
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ChiefsCountry 10:17 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Does this mean I get to start being a bitch next year?
I never knew you quit. :-)
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luv 10:18 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
I never knew you quit. :-)
Okay, okay.

A bigger bitch...err...thinner bitch?
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Hammock Parties 10:21 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:

I think I hit a hot button because she WAS 15...
You dickbag. I'm not about to go to jail. Nor am I a sick fuck.

You hit a hot button because you've been nothing but a discouraging asshole who has trolled this thread for MONTHS. I finally reached my fucking breaking point.

It's not funny, and you're talking out your ass. Completely and utterly.

Knock it off.
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Iowanian 10:26 PM 03-17-2009
Thats not true. I've provided Multiple posts of sincere advice to you on this very topic for several years, and included in this very thread.

You've ignored, mocked, dismissed it.

Maybe you should get online and make fun of some "phat gurl" that is trying to be nice to you, berate her and treat her like cum dumpster again to make yourself feel cool.


I speak the truth.




[@iowanian is: preparing to be challenged to a duel![/tweeet]
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Mecca 10:33 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Since I've gotten myself into this sex ed (and to think some of think I have way more experience than I do), I've often wondered how you can telll if a guys condom is too tight? I've put a couple on someone, but I've always wondered.
Want a tip.....according to condom companies average size is 5 and regular condoms are made for that, if it is larger, and more importantly thicker than normal a regular condom is not comfortable at all.
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keg in kc 10:35 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Want a tip.....according to condom companies average size is 5 and regular condoms are made for that, if it is larger, and more importantly thicker than normal a regular condom is not comfortable at all.
God, no wonder they look like like a skull cap on me.
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Hammock Parties 10:35 PM 03-17-2009
Yeah...whatever. Go soak your head.
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Donger 10:37 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Want a tip.....
I remember one of my older brothers showing me a condom when I was about 13. He said, "Make sure you get ones with the reservoir tip."

Me: "That's not going to be enough."
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Mecca 10:41 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
God, no wonder they look like like a skull cap on me.
:-)

I will always remember my first experience going "fuck is it suppose to be this tight I think it's cutting off blood flow"
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Iowanian 10:44 PM 03-17-2009
I did a search on this thread of my posts. Yeah, I had some fun with Luv, meatpeeker among others.....but if you go back GC, you'll also see MULTIPLE attempts to give legitimate advice.

Its still true a year later....every girl that chats with you isn't up for Anal, no matter what mecca says online.
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Mecca 10:46 PM 03-17-2009
Well he obviously isn't meeting the right girls.
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