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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Iowanian 09:45 PM 03-17-2009
What will be funny is during your next "encounter" her brothers and the rest of the Chinatown mafia are going to be there to shake you down.
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Hammock Parties 09:46 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
It was her mothers. You're probably a sex offender now. Congratulations.


Of COURSE you have the biggest pickle in the 6th grade Claythan....you're 23.
What's good for bono is good for me.


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Hammock Parties 09:46 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
What will be funny is during your next "encounter" her brothers and the rest of the Chinatown mafia are going to be there to shake you down.
She was white you tard.
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Hammock Parties 09:47 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
Now that's funny.
What's REALLY funny is my AIM name is bfett81...
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Iowanian 09:49 PM 03-17-2009
Why so tense Claythan? You act like a Jr High girl left your gun loaded.
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DeezNutz 09:49 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
What's REALLY funny is my AIM name is bfett81...
No, I remembered that from your SR chat.

It was a pretty witty joke at your expense.
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Hammock Parties 09:54 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Why so tense Claythan? You act like a Jr High girl left your gun loaded.
I'm just tired of your unfunny bullshit, hick.
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Iowanian 09:58 PM 03-17-2009
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, now I know your ass is aching. My material is top shelf for freely available bulletin board material.


You act a little pent up. It'll probably be worse when you have carmex dripping from your hangdown tomorrow. She was spiking her own drink with a shit load of valtrex.
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luv 09:59 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm just tired of your unfunny bullshit, hick.
He might take you a little more seriously had you met with someone who wasn't still able to get grounded.
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Iowanian 10:01 PM 03-17-2009
....OR if he'd not spend the past 6+ years on here acting like a drooling moron....and the past year being a prick to girls that are suddenly "beneath" him....which will likely cost him $150 to actually have one beneath him, but I digress.


I think I hit a hot button because she WAS 15...and had to leave because she was getting a ride in a minivan owned by her parents(just like Claythan, which helps sell the realism to her that they're in the same grade).


No adult woman is going to meet someone for a little while, pull out their pickle with only a couple of minutes to spare and then run away....well, a pro might.

She was probably the Kirby Vacuum salesman of vagina....."here, let me come in for free, I'll clean half of your floor for free, but its $300 to finish the rug, and it looks like shit now, half cleaned."
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DeezNutz 10:04 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
He might take you a little more seriously had you met with someone who wasn't still able to get grounded.
How old was this "woman" again?
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Iowanian 10:05 PM 03-17-2009
eleventeen!

Old enough in thailand.
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luv 10:05 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
....OR if he'd not spend the past 6+ years on here acting like a drooling moron....and the past year being a prick to girls that are suddenly "beneath" him....which will likely cost him $150 to actually have one beneath him, but I digress.
It's weird. I've known a couple of guys who were overweight during those vital teenage years that have lost a ton of weight in their 20's. They think that hot women owe them something. They were bitches to them, so now they're allowed to be assholes to fat chicks.
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DeezNutz 10:06 PM 03-17-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
eleventeen!

Old enough in thailand.
Ok. Fuck. :-)

I've never heard eleventeen before.
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Iowanian 10:06 PM 03-17-2009
Phat girlz that get skinny and "hawt" tend to have a little different attitude as well, until they get run through the ringer, run back to the ring dings and start to look like they were stung by bees again.
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